Program Management @ . “The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed"

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2009
Still no Calculator app on iPad :(
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The best use of technology is to improve quality of life; seeing colors for the first time.
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This is crazy
How are these giant, rich companies like @Experian this incompetent? "... when the questions page loads, you simply change the last part of the URL from “/acr/oow/” to “/acr/report,” and the site would display the consumer’s full credit report." krebsonsecurity.com/2023/01/…
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WTF is this
I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.
Look at the consistency of corner radius across different apple products - that's the level of design tokenisation I dream of in design systems🔥
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Wow Twitter timeline is kind of nuts now
Follow this guy. Love the overlay of comments!
$AMZN Bezos’ China-goods flea-market delivered a steaming pile of💩. Huge slowdown in growth at AWS to 27%. 😱 Non-US sales -5%. 😭 Op. margin halved! 🤢 Outlook way below consensus. And the worst chunk: Now $28.5bn in negative L12M FCF, -$46.2bn w record $17.7bn SBC. WTF? 🤯
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The experience for packaging the trade-in hardware from Apple is so good - Every time I do it, it’s so easy and delightful! #goodUX
I'm so confused about this iPad Pro and iPad line up
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This Dynamic Island feature is pure Apple - Love the intersection between hardware and software #AppleEvent
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good tip
Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally close a Chrome tab, just hit: CMD + Shift + T It will recover your old tab. You're welcome.
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Ouch. Hurts because it’s true 😂😂
What do you call three days of rain in Seattle? A holiday weekend.
Seattle AMEX lounge needs to double in size #centurionlounge
And this was in NJ where gas prices are relatively cheap
I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…