@Stephamaybe

a dime a dozen

 Lying in the grass in ATX
Joined September 2012
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Jules!@sparkly_jules110h
So is the whole Russia plague thing over?🙄
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terminally onλine εngineer
@tekbog18h
when the cybersecurity team finds out there are actual vulnerabilities and they have to do their jobs instead of trying to trick someone into clicking a phishing email
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Rachel
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Vivek
Swaroop@Hitler930 Mar 2010
Hi i am hitler from india .i am indian nazi
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The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepub19h
I wonder if in 200 years North Africans will do stolen land acknowledgements in France
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Dimitri
@thedimitri17h
Pro LGBT Democrats when they find out a republican politician is gay - "we're about to OUT this FAAAGGOOOTTT"
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Possy
@TURBOPOSSUMOct 21
You have a fixed income? Sounds terrible. I hope continuing to get paid predictable amounts no matter what I do all day never happens to me. Sounds awful.
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frye
@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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ParrotOS
@MokoenaDeeOct 21
Replying to @dontforgetchaos
Imagine every website lives in a castle guarded by a dragon called PHP. The dragon has a crack in its armour, so a repair is coming. Some castles may close their gates briefly while the dragon gets fixed.
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blanket is transgender@ureverypieOct 20
dude it's a buddhist symbol it means heil hitler
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Replying to @RichardBSpencer
I wouldn’t be surprised if this fucking guy shorted his own campaign on polymarket.. Consider if Vivek bet 8 figures on Amy Acton last week and did this shit day.. he would have just doubled 8 figures and can cash it out immediately
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Benjamin “Ben” Henry
@FaucciManeOct 21
You need to be mirthmaxxing. You need to be finding humor and silver linings and opportunities in literally everything that happens in the world. You need to be laughing and grinning and rosy-cheeked no matter what life throws at you
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gunnar@GunnzMetzgerOct 20
if you have been to a car dealership you are a rape victim
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marmot
@MarmotRespecterOct 21
you might think the ohio governors race is a festering shit heap with no good outcomes but it's important to remember that's just how life is in ohio
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Soze Faizon Blanco@TheHumanDuragOct 20
The final stage of hoeing is becoming a realtor.
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The AIRBNB hosts are losing it lol
S@stevendsaysOct 21
FINALLY air bnb updated their terms saying hosts can’t require you to strip the beds, do dishes, take the trash out, etc.
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S@stevendsaysOct 21
FINALLY air bnb updated their terms saying hosts can’t require you to strip the beds, do dishes, take the trash out, etc.
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Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit
@randomover2Oct 20
There's no place like someplace else.
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Seems like it’s way past the planning stage
BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 20
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 French Prime Minister says far-left groups are planning an insurrection.
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 19
passed by a woman who’s perfume smelled like picking honeysuckles with my classmates in kindergarten and I realized I miss every single person I’ve ever known
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