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Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood
He thought he could stalk her straight.
If my Spotify Discover Weekly tries to accost me with another acoustic Dancing In The Dark cover, I’m going to write an email.
Right troops, as of Saturday morning, it’s fringe time. Going to be weird without my usual 40 lanyards and 20 hour working days but I’m excited to see shows as a ✨punter✨. Send me your recco’s. #EdinburghFringe
Eh sorry Wednesday, you can’t get in on this game. Stay in your predicted 27 degree lane please!? #UKHeatwave
Love Island is giving me hot rage. The behaviours of mostly the men I hate to say, is unbearable to watch. Gaslighting, slut shaming, refusing to apologise, blaming other women to protect themselves… #loveisland
Feel bad for the kids just getting into Kate Bush having to work through her early 2000s experimental work but also wish I could hear Woman’s Work for the first time again.
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Worrying reports coming out of Glasgow tonight suggest too many influencers have been allowed to leave for Primavera. Ashton Lane considering not putting the fairy lights on at all this weekend, and Sugo have severely overestimated their tagliatelle order.
Mum pulling out all the stops to try keep me in Scotland - steak, scallops, champagne, arm tickling.
Why is it so embarrassing dragging a suitcase when you’re in a foreign city? Just back from Copenhagen and just wanted to apologise to whole time for being British.
I think you’ve bigger fish to fry right now matey
Boris Johnson is poised to announce a consultation into how to further reincorporate pounds and ounces in Britain to coincide with the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee.
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