@StateShebeen

One of Saxonwold's hidden secrets! Cadres, Comrades and Cabinet members welcome. Bring your own suitcase and designer handbag.

 Saxonwold/Nkandla/Dubai
saxonwoldshebeen.co.za
Joined November 2016
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It doesn’t matter who is in government, we are always in business.
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I kinda don’t want to let this go until I hear from Spur and know she’s been recognised. She’s saving to study medicine. I want people to go there and say, “I want Tebogo. Here’s a big tip. Now please be my doctor.” @SpurRestaurant
its Shelley, not Shirley. Sorry 🤷‍♀️@ShellsPemBrokeJul 22
Yo @SpurRestaurant. Tebogo at your Lone Wolf branch in Randpark Ridge is one of the coolest waitresses on the planet. Please give her a promotion or a crown and sash or something. Thanks.
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Things move fast in the MKP. At any moment you can be reshuffled, removed, or expelled.
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In celebration of his election as DA leader we are introducing a new drink! The Geordin gin and tonic.
🤖 Made with AI
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Cupcake is not going anywhere. The bakery is still open until 2029.
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Commission of Inquiry into Gin and Tonic
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Our President is going through the most. Join us this weekend at the Saxonwold Shebeen for the G20 shot. You’ll order 20 shots but only 15 will arrive.
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Ramaphosa needs to appoint a Commission of Inquiry into the Springboks.
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You’ve come to the right place!
Bebé
@NoozBebe_13 Aug 2025
Is it legal to open a spaza shop in Saxonwold? 🤧 I'm R34.5m in debt, suddenly and I gotta make it back.
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We aren’t going ANYWHERE.
Heidi Giokos
@HeidiGiokos12 Aug 2025
BREAKING: The #Gupta compound which includes all three properties, 3,5 & 7 Saxonwold have been sold to one buyer for R34.5 million INCLUDING the furniture. The buyer also bought 7ASaxonwold Drive for R6.5m At this stage we don’t know who the buyer is because of POPIA. #eNCA
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Acting President Angie Motshekga
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The look Johan Rupert gives us when we run out of brandy and coke.
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What do you mean the ANC government has to take accountability?
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VAT jou kak en loop.
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No VAT increase? No power!
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We had quite a jol for New Years. The former First Daughter and Floyd bought a round of tequila and then left the bill with Dali who refused to pay. It was an EFFup. We’ve recently decided to expand the and enjoyed welcoming our new comrades who have crossed the floor.
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No, we have not joined MK… Yet.
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Saxonwold Shebeen retweeted
Sowetan
@Sowetan198128 Aug 2024
IN THE SOWETAN TOMORROW: Former SOE chiefs Molefe and Gama, linked to the Guptas, ascend to lawmaking with cloud of corruption charges above their heads.
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VBS actually stands for Very Brian Shivambu.
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Carl Niehaus just ran into the bar and shouted: “my blood is always red” at Shivambu and then ran out. No shit, Carl.
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Saxonwold Shebeen@StateShebeen29 Jul 2024
When you tell Pieter Groenewald you only have Pepsi when he orders a brandy and coke.
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