
Managing editor at @the_cool_down_ // formerly @InTheKnow // you’re *making* me sing
New York
Joined July 2010
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Ariana Grande with a ponytail:
-fierce
-fashun
-thirty n flirty n thriving
me with a ponytail:
-young colonial boy
-eager to serve
-ready to die for his country if necessary
Alex Lasker retweeted
Coach: a dog can’t play basketball! Get him out of the game
Ref: Coach i’m not seeing a rule against it. He can play!
Their Bud: Actually its they
the one time I gotta hand it to misogyny. coke zero is the far superior drink.
Alex Lasker retweeted
me and the lizard i bought at the reptile expo in new jersey
Bobby Cannavale filming Rose Byrne on the red carpet 😭😭😭this is my royal couple #Oscars
Alex Lasker retweeted
everyone behind her dressed like bruno mars but he’s chained to the bars of the dungeon in the gambling debt prison of the bellagio
Lady Gaga makes appearance during Bad Bunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show for a salsa performance of ‘Die With A Smile.’
Alex Lasker retweeted
I think Curtis Sliwa should be in every debate. Not just in New York. Like every single debate. A political ghost runner. Send him right to second base when we get to extra innings to keep things interesting.
at a certain point, we have to seriously consider electing sliwa, because can y'all imagine going 4 years without this commentary
Replying to @indianloonie
I think sliwa would fit right into itysl Tim Robinson needs to get in contact with this guy asap
Alex Lasker retweeted
i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own
it's on howdy. you can watch it on howdy. you can go to howdy and watch it. log onto howdy right now.
if we keep talking about Epstein for like one more week, they're gonna tell us that jesus was seen in ohio





























