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Managing editor at @the_cool_down_ // formerly @InTheKnow // you’re *making* me sing

New York
Joined July 2010
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Ariana Grande with a ponytail: -fierce -fashun -thirty n flirty n thriving me with a ponytail: -young colonial boy -eager to serve -ready to die for his country if necessary
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stella lefty is absolutely none of my business
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if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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Coach: a dog can’t play basketball! Get him out of the game Ref: Coach i’m not seeing a rule against it. He can play! Their Bud: Actually its they
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Official Snippet from the new version of ‘Play My Music’ from Camp Rock 3
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no one is doing press quite like Nolan these days
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feels like an instant classic
This is the best edit. No commentary. Just the sound of The Garden.
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the one time I gotta hand it to misogyny. coke zero is the far superior drink.
one of the most annoying things i learned was that coke zero was created & branded a certain way because coca-cola realized men werent buying diet coke because they considered it a “girls drink”. products like these are created largely because men are stupid, fragile, and sexist.
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literally leave her alone, she is TRYING!!!
Pluto still hasn’t completed a full orbit around the Sun since its discovery in 1930
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me and the lizard i bought at the reptile expo in new jersey
Bobby Cannavale filming Rose Byrne on the red carpet 😭😭😭this is my royal couple #Oscars
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the name nancy is short for pregnancy
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everyone behind her dressed like bruno mars but he’s chained to the bars of the dungeon in the gambling debt prison of the bellagio
Lady Gaga makes appearance during Bad Bunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show for a salsa performance of ‘Die With A Smile.’
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I think Curtis Sliwa should be in every debate. Not just in New York. Like every single debate. A political ghost runner. Send him right to second base when we get to extra innings to keep things interesting.
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at a certain point, we have to seriously consider electing sliwa, because can y'all imagine going 4 years without this commentary
Replying to @indianloonie
I think sliwa would fit right into itysl Tim Robinson needs to get in contact with this guy asap
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HA CHA CHA
this is the greatest revenge look i’ve seen in my life nicole GODman
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i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own
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it's on howdy. you can watch it on howdy. you can go to howdy and watch it. log onto howdy right now.
Roku has launched ‘Howdy,’ an ad-free subscription streaming service for just $2.99/month. The library already features 10,000 hours of entertainment from Lionsgate, Warner Bros. Discovery, and FilmRise.
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lots of things wrong with this post all around, but first and foremost, coal is canonically male
She's an icon She's a legend And she is the moment✨
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i’m not like other girls i’m different [got two plastic spoons in my brain]
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if we keep talking about Epstein for like one more week, they're gonna tell us that jesus was seen in ohio
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i never take for granted peoples kindness anymore- changed forever lowkey
show me the tumblr post that altered your brain’s chemistry
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