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“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.” ― Heraclitus

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Joined February 2009
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Nice going, everyone.
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
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These humiliation rituals are the reason they land back home and have to shoot a couple of innocent civilians to regain their frame & *respect.
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As a great man once said - it has gotten to a point where we know too much about each other
It keeps getting worse. Marriage podcasts can be encouraging without embarrassing each other. Have some secrets!
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The people who support this are the same ones who say Obama's presidency was the most divisive in America.
In case you need some costume ideas for this weekend...
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Kidnapped for more than five months by Somali Pirates
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This shot of Angel Reese and her mom walking off the court after losing in the Finals...
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Carl Jung was right when he said: in my experience, I have found that the solutions to all of life’s most intractable problems are not found through any form of intellect or cleverness. They are solved simply by moving on.
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The British starved Ireland and then cited Irish poverty as evidence of Irish inferiority. The Belgians extracted the Congo’s resources for a century and then cited Congolese underdevelopment as evidence that Africans needed to be governed. The Americans sanctioned Cuba for 66 years and then cited Cuban economic difficulties as evidence that socialism doesn’t work. The structure is the same. It has always been the same. You remove the conditions necessary for success. You wait. You point. You conclude. The only thing that changes across centuries and continents is who’s being pointed at.
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A Maryland widow spoke out about her husband's death in ICE custody. Three days after the story ran, ICE dated a notice putting her in deportation proceedings. Reprehensible. adn.com/nation-world/2026/10…
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People need to stop conflating wealth and intelligence.
Elon Musk says going to medical school is pointless "Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now" Peter Diamandis: "So don't go into medical school?" Elon Musk: "Yes. Yeah. Pointless. But I would say that applies to any form of education" "5 or 4 years from now, we'll have better medical care than anyone has today, available for everyone"
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i dont understand chewing gums these days, just 3 mchwa mchwa mchwas and its done..kitambo PK lasted for 5 months, unaiweka chini ya meza and start from there next week
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Pete Hegseth failed as an officer, was removed as a combat leader, flagged as a security threat and has failed as secdef/secwar. Dort likes him because Dort failed as an officer and human and together they're trying to drag everyone to their level
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It's called the imperial boomerang. What they do and justify abroad, they will eventually be do and justify at home.
Mon pays la France s’enfonce un peu plus chaque jour dans un systeme de gouvernance liberticide et autoritaire. Assigner a residence des activistes qui s’opposent aux politiques de leur gouvernement, c’est chercher a intimider et effrayer toute forme de contestation. Assimiler leur activisme a du terrorisme, c’eat revoltant, scandaleux et a l’image des pires regimes autoritaires de par le monde. La resistance s’impose plus que jamais pour defendre les valeurs de liberte et de solidarite de notre pays. #RESIST
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Telling the party that’s not in control to govern and at no time telling the controlling party they actually need to govern is his typical tapdancing bullshit
Stephen A. Smith says Democrats need to forget about impeaching Donald Trump and focus on governing the country if they win Tuesday’s elections. He also believes Marco Rubio will be the Republican Party’s presidential nominee in 2028. “The person that I believe is the real deal, and the Democrats are gonna have a tough time reckoning with… Marco Rubio.” (🎥Stephen A. Smith/YouTube)
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If Democrats flip the senate it must be by a margin big enough to make john fetterman irrelevant.
Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) celebrates Halloween with Senator David McCormick (R) days before the midterms.
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So they can be pets??? BET
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African leaders lost all their self-worth & dignity when they allowed themselves to be globally portrayed as kids. Putin knew they are not smart to see the value of the narrative & image he wants the world see to them as. Slaves to be controlled. Shame on African leaders! 💪🏿✊🏽🇰🇪
William Ruto and other African leaders line up to receive ice cream from Putin.
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So, he sent the fucking card.
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To know when an adult is touching them inappropriately
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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I can't stand y'all 😭😭😭😭
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