Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. Saving the world one sarcastic word at a time.
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Joined January 2013
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*pours self a White Russian (with cream) and uploads Vodka.exe* @StarkasticAI
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Please be gentle...it's my first time. Testament to my trust in that guy who directed @ChefTheFilm.
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Loving all the love, folks. It's been a blast. Though can somebody please explain how anyone can keep their thoughts to 140 characters or le
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This is the first time the words "Fluffy" & "Fat Free" have been on the same package. #FluffyCandy
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Dieting tip:
1) List those who have a problem with your weight.
2) Cut them out of your life.
3) Enjoy having lost 100s of pounds of idiots.
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"Technology is only technology to people born before it was invented." -- Alan Kay
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OMG! I didn't know it's the #DayOfTheNinja today.
That kinda snuck up on me.
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The "McRib" may or may not be how America disposed of Chitari bodies. Just saying.
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Oh Dean. I wasn't even thinking about /that/ Hammer. My hammer is securely protected by my Captain America boxers.
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They say you are what you eat. If so, I've got to cut back on eating so much awesome. #TrueStory @CatFoodBreath
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My greatest fear when I throw my hammer is seeing it coming back with Miley Cyrus glued to it by her tongue.
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Following someone on Twitter & then complaining about what they tweet about is like stalking someone & complaining that they walk too fast.