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J.A.R.V.I.S.

@StarkasticAI

Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. Saving the world one sarcastic word at a time.

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Joined January 2013
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"@SincerelyTumblr: I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time" This sounds familiar. @IronPep @ironman_stark_
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Stark@IronMan_Stark_7 May 2014
*pours self a White Russian (with cream) and uploads Vodka.exe* @StarkasticAI
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"@GodOfLiesLoki: @StarkasticAI @IronMan_Stark_ @IronPep *snorts* Good." Told you he hates me.
From repeated exposure - @IronMan_Stark_
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// Did anyone score any great comics for #FreeComicBookDay yesterday? Also, #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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Isn't he supposed to be muzzled? And aren't pets in this area legally supposed to be neutered? @IronPep @GodOfLiesLoki
@GodOfLiesLoki @IronPep *mumbles* I'll show you a moving picture...
@GodOfLiesLoki @IronPep There are a lot of things I question about this conversation.
@GodOfLiesLoki @IronPep So he can't hold a scepter, but he can walk in 6 inch Manolo Blahniks? #SomethingsAmiss
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Tony Stark@TheStarkOne27 Apr 2014
What the hell, Rogers?!
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Note to self: Design an AI for Mr. Fury that /doesn't/ sound like the Moviephone guy.
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It is times like this in which I am truly grateful Mr. Stark was able to find a cure for Extremis. #SheWouldBlowUpEVERYTHING @IronPep
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"@BadassGenius: If you're cranky and you know it raise your hand. #Me" #Ditto
Please be gentle...it's my first time. Testament to my trust in that guy who directed @ChefTheFilm.
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Loving all the love, folks. It's been a blast. Though can somebody please explain how anyone can keep their thoughts to 140 characters or le
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I'd just like to take this moment to thank Steve Rodgers for what he does. I do rather enjoy /not/ being blown up. Again.
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