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ICE and Trade[XYZ] plan to bring Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S. Subject to regulatory approvals, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of Trade[XYZ]’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid. The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures franchise and offer a trading experience designed for retail participation. Once live, U.S. traders will be able to trade 24/7 across a range of assets spanning the macro complex including: *Crypto *Equities *Indices *Commodities *Forex Read more: spr.ly/6010BHq9X8 Users will access the platform through U.S.-regulated FCMs performing KYC/AML screening, including ICE's joint venture with OKX. ICE and Trade[XYZ] will seek approvals to launch a new market built on Hyperliquid to operate KYC-compliant perp markets, including regulatory approvals to support leveraged trading.
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where is ur rapptop
*BINANCE: SECURITY INCIDENT MAY INVOLVE DEVOPS ENGINEER’S LAPTOP: BBG
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you might be bearish now, but lest you forget:
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The McRib is back on 10/27. BTC historically goes up >2x after the McRib returns. Don't fade the McRib. Not financial advice.
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onchain used to be a place where anyone with drive n dedication could enter the arena with zero and come out a king. Now it seems majority are really just looking to farm up social capital and cash that in. A lot of the current iteration of onchain “trading” if you can even call it that anymore is exploiting social capital and mistaking it as edge.
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
“Student protest” they said
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if you were scamming people on chain and got robbed in real life I have zero sympathy for you.
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The industry you grew up in no longer exists
$400m worth of crypto at a private invite only pumpfun party (but you wouldn’t know it)
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So many people have DM’d me about this trailer and I’ll be honest, watching it made me physically throw up. I was COO from before FTX even had a name, it was my baby, and I was the last one out of the Bahamas after Sam got extradited. I lost everything I had on it and it took me a long time to get over, so I have zero interest in defending the people who caused this. The media loves the story that FTX blew up because we were all partying in the Bahamas, but the place I worked looked nothing like that. We had under 200 people in the core company at its peak, not counting subsidiaries, when other exchanges our size had thousands, so a lot of us were doing 16 to 18 hour days for over three years and barely had time to sleep, and whenever we walked in, day or night, Sam was at his desk. I worked with Caroline and never once saw her get aggressive like she does in this trailer. She’s quiet and mild, and often lost in her own thoughts. Most of us didn’t even know she and Sam were dating until we read about it after the bankruptcy, and I never saw him so much as put an arm around anyone. FTX’s collapse ruined so many people’s lives, including ours, and Netflix decided to make it a love story. Shame on you @netflix.
All in. Every time. Julia Garner and Anthony Boyle star as Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried in this limited series about the love scorned prodigies behind the FTX scandal. The Altruists premieres November 19.
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2022 was a fucking fever dream
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Now that the Jewish Trickeries are over, Commence UPTOBER! ~ Dr. Axius.
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clarity reject, rate hike, bonds falling, quantum fud, ai breaking cryptography fud, yet we are higher than we were a month ago. we’ll be climbing a wall of worry for the next 3 years and u will be sidelined.
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Mkts nuking on quantum fud, scary fed, rates ahhh!! war(!!!) 10y bond yields!!!!! 366 days since- It’s so over Better sell everything
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most disrespectful email I’ve ever gotten
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checking dexscreener at 31 years old
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Imagine being Cobie and you’re accustomed to some ebeggar who sent $6 of USDT on tron demanding you stop everything you’re doing to help them recover their funds and then Ari Paul just casually drops that he has $25m missing and thinks coinbase may be covering up a $1b hack lmao
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best advice i have rn - this is the type of market where you need to stop fkn shitting urself do whatever u do and get rid of that ptsd...idk like go to an exorcist or something nothing is guaranteed...everything is a gamble...but u only get these opportunities once every few years u gotta ask urself what would u be more upset at...roundtripping (which u literally do all the time anyway) or selling too early and missing out on life-changing gains (how many times have u made this mistake? much less i would guess)... therefore imo ur mindset should be to take the chance on the thing you have very little chances to take on i'm not talking about specific coins, i'm not advocating for taking zero profits (u should absolutely take profits, initials etc) but i am advocating for having a big chunk of risk on (with money u can afford to lose) and taking a chance - especially if this is not ur first cycle and u have screwed up previous cycles ur chance is here once again stay safe, stay disciplined good luck
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The time we have been waiting for! Audit complete. Pashov Audit Group went through every line of PARE. 41 findings. 0 critical. 0 high. Every medium and low fixed and re-reviewed by the auditors. Full report below: parestocks.com/audit Huge thanks to @PashovAuditGrp and the team. Eight researchers, three days, and they found things we'd never have caught ourselves. That's exactly what you pay an audit for. The fixes are already written, re-reviewed and sitting in the deploy queue. Starting now and over the next few days: → The audited contracts go live on mainnet. New vaults, new accountants, new oracle, all verified on chain. → Series caps come off. → The treasury goes deeper into the pools. More liquidity on every series. → Lending opens to everyone, and pSPY won't be the only market. → New series. More tickers, and for the first time, one that isn't a stock. → Spice Flow goes live. Any chain, any wallet, one click into a split stock. Two months ago this was an idea. Now it's audited infrastructure on the fastest-growing chain in crypto, with the only oracle that can tell a dividend from a split. parestocks.com
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