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Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
maybe the funniest part of the bayeux tapestry is when they briefly pause the narrative to show you a guy called wadard who then never shows up again
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
one of the most devastating parts of seeing the bayeux tapestry irl was clocking that for 90% of it, the borders are these decorative animals, then the battle comes & they gawk in horror as the fighting spills over and the margin becomes this jumble of dismembered looted corpses
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
all other allegations aside, "we caught wind that a mathematician might be about to solve a famous problem so we spent $15 million on tokens to scoop them" is exactly why OpenAI is completely full of shit when it says it wants to work with the academic community in a positive way
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
it's frustrating everyone going, "but the uncommitted movement..." about this when the problem he has is he wasn't a part of the uncommitted movement and endorsed harris in the primary, but only saying that makes it seem like it would be bad if he was in the uncommitted movement.
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
You couldn’t make The Office today. NBCUniversal owns those rights and they’d take your ass right to court.
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
I think banning social media for under 16s, whilst on paper may seem like a good thing, will ultimately be harmful to those kids who can't be themselves in person but flourish online. It's gonna push those kids into isolation more and take away their only lifeline.
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
this is so restrictive it’s actually kind of a fun writing prompt. I’m imagining a story about a ghost that harms men, only men, and only emotionally/psychologically. it’s narrated in second person future tense (it’s not a memory or a document, it’s a PROPHECY)
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Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
look, I’m all for laughing at modern Christians but coming up with insane heresies is kinda the most Christian thing there is. it’s a time honored tradition that’s so old, it even predates the Catholic Church
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
*logs into spotify to listen to music*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
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Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
The penciler, inker, and colorist(sometimes the same person) of a comic are the equivalent of the entire closing credits of a movie. Maybe mention them when you're talk about a visual? @frankquitely1 designed and drew these, not Morrison.
Spring Heeled Jack retweeted
No matter your politics, repeatedly calling self driving cars just to light them on fire and the self driving car company continuing to send more self driving cars to the same area despite several of their own cars being actively ablaze there is very funny
