Cutlery Safety Expert - Think safe, be safe! See live at a comedy club & festival near you https://xitter.cf/t.co/49wbWYWygM
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Ian Crawford retweeted
Do you know how to spot a bus stop? Do you know how to rate a bus stop? Do you know how to watch a live comedy show about bus stops @edfringe recommended by
@BritishComedy ? Follow this link to find out more:
comedy.co.uk/fringe/2026/jim…
★★★★★
“Comedy infrequently gets much better than this.”
“Tangible, contagious joy.”
Kate Copstick reviews Absolute Bus Stops of Northern Europe and Beyond in The Scotsman.
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Ian Crawford retweeted
BEEP BEEP! Absolute Bus Stops of Northern Europe and Beyond starts at the @edfringe on Staurday 8th August @ParadiseGreenUK - climb aboard and don't miss the bus.
Info topofthestops.com
Do not miss @themiltonjones in the Midlands! This Sunday 2nd August at @walsallarena with brilliant support from Tom Wrigglesworth & MC Wayne Beese PLUS forkin’ good cutlery safety advice from the nation’s number one cutlery safety adviser! ⚠️🍴
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Bus Stop related comedy and daftness at Cherry Reds, Birmingham 11th June - don't miss the bus!
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or see topofthestops.com
Ian Crawford retweeted
🤔to think in the year modern age 2026 of a futuristic planet that 1 man Starmer has created a mediaeval renaissance of people wanting just wanting freedom for their future/country 🙏 U get what U deserve UK good luck to U all U have the support from all common sense people 🕊️💪🏻
...is anyone still on X? Worried about Cutlery Safety?
Tomorrow I return to the venue where it all began!
I have performed previously at the Bear Tavern with Frank Sidebottom, Spiderman's dad (Dominic H), Ardal O'Hanlon and Reg D! Tomorrow I am with some more legends of comedy!
Take care with that fork, I'm coming to York. Friargate Theatre, 19th Feb ⚠️🍴
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Mad Ron’s Character Comedy Carnage: Mad Ron, Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford, Satan & MC Gwen!
11 Jan 7pm, Cherry Reds #Birmingham
Tickets £7.50 plus booking fee:
eventbrite.co.uk/e/mad-rons-…
My manager Jim started a Substack! You can subscribe to it here jayjayuk.substack.com/subscr…
I wouldn't bother it is about Bus Stops and not Cutlery!!
I am carefully spreading cutlery safety at the #Colchester Fringe this weekend on 25th & 26th Oct.
see here for info and tickets:
colchester.ssboxoffice.com/e…
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Staying safe at the Fringe - deadly serious advice from cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford comedy.co.uk/fringe/2025/fea… via @BritishComedy
First Edinburgh had to host Oasis & now Sheila from the office has only gone and accidentally booked me to deliver 7 cutlery training workshops during the Edinburgh Fringe!
Catch me @ParadiseGreenUK 1:10pm August 18-24th
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Top up your cutlery safety training August 18 to 24 ⚠️🍴
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Ideal for those looking for week 3 Edinburgh Fringe recommendations
#edfringe
I will be safely spreading deadly serious cutlery safety advice @durhamfringe this weekend (Sat 26th & Sun 27th)
durhamfringe.co.uk/events/ac…
#durham #staysafe
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Ian Crawford retweeted
"I wrote the first draft over a few days and did a pre-preview preview in my sitting room in July '23." @TheLastBantam's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4SU @SpoonSense @mooseface42 @3dumbtheatre @GreensideVenue #EdFringe #WW1 #TheGreatWar #GreatWar #FirstWorldWar
Deadly serious cutlery safety briefing > Tonight 6pm at Bush Fest B64 5EA and next Thursday 7:30pm at Fletchers York Road part of Kings Heath Comedy: khcomedyfest.com/thursday
Thanks to Lucy Foley @HarperCollinsUK and @Waterstones for raising the profile of the Fork in The Midnight Feast this summer ⚠️🍴#staysafe
Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users: Advanced & Improvers
at The Rik Mayall Comedy Festival on June 7th
Droitwich Library @droitwichlib
Tickets: rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/…
This Thursday I will be spreading cutlery safety advice supporting @CountBinface @ilovecherryreds Birmingham
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