@SplendidSpoon

I'm from the internet and I'm here to help!

 Brighton, MA
Joined September 2011
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If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one – at Boston, MA
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Hell yea
Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 19
Jaime West tells Piers Morgan that her next door neighbor just graduated high school and enlisted in the Marines and may get shipped off to die in an illegal war so people need to get off her nuts about drinking a few Coor’s Lights before an interview
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Shafeeq
@Y2SHAFOct 18
Holding a baguette like a lethal weapon in the middle of a riot is the most French thing to ever happen
海外の万国反応記
@all_nations2Oct 18
パリの暴動の写真の中にバゲット持ってる奴いて大笑いした
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Mike@hammeritoOct 18
Between the Air Force guy plummeting from the roof of the Astrodome and the priest getting killed by the falling crucifix it was not a great weekend for subtlety or not accidentally viewing snuff films
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Round 1, round 2. Trying to do some skill development at a very late age. 😂 I finally have an oven of my own I’m gonna figure this out!
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Oh hell yea, I’m gonna make it to thanksgiving at this rate.
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jasper nathaniel
@infinite_jazOct 16
To be clear, the only reason I was able to reach Heidi was because young Palestinians provided cover with rocks against machine-gun- and tear-gas-wielding settlers and soldiers. It’s those kids, not the settler terrorists, who the IDF was hunting after the attack.
Andrey X
@the_andrey_xOct 16
This is @infinite_jaz rushing to help Heidi under fire from Israeli settlers slings
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Alex Moskowitz@alexrmoskowitzOct 14
i would die for my country autumn in massachusetts
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Rare AI W
Exec Sum
@exec_sumOct 12
BREAKING: Palantir’s CTO says some AI researchers are now smoking cigarettes because they expect AI to eventually cure cancer.
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Apparently a musical called "The Tuneabomber" is coming to Somerville next month and I have never bought a ticket to anything so fast in my life.
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Cameron@e_goethOct 13
I always freak out whenever a woman tells me she has an IUD because in 2004 my Humvee hit one in Iraq and my platoon leader was killed
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Gregory Kennedy
@gregorykennedyOct 11
This response to Kelly Clarkson’s post will be studied by communications professionals for years. I give it an A+
Kelly Clarkson
@kellyclarksonOct 10
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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Watched “Age of Disclosure” and “Disclosure Day” this weekend and I’m texting my sci-fi Dad like “I want to see a UFO. How come we haven’t seen a UFO yet?” 🛸
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THE PRIMUS SHIRT.
Amee Vanderpool
@girlsreallyruleOct 11
Here's a close-up version of the goddamn champ who disrupted Trump's Syracuse rally, gave the president both middle fingers, and told the crowd off as they pulled her out of the venue. Sidebar: 🖕🏻Play the video at half speed for optimal peak viewing enjoyment.🖕🏻
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Rafael Shimunov
@rafaelshimunovOct 10
Punk band Gottlieb release 10 hour Hanoi Hannah style audio to break state forces at protests.
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Boston
@BostonMassUSAOct 8
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ICE SHOT A MAN IN THE BRONX
NYPD NEWS
@NYPDnewsOct 8
At around 4pm today, there was a shooting involving federal law enforcement agents in the Marble Hill neighborhood of the Bronx. The NYPD was not involved in the incident and was not on scene at the time of the shooting. The individual who was shot is at a nearby hospital and is currently conscious and receiving medical attention.
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Dadmaxxing
Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouseOct 8
Found out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it
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Hmmm. Fuck…I guess this calls for an ENTIRE BATHROOM REPAINT! 🤩
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Walter 🌹@retlaw1016Oct 8
The safest place to live in the world is New England.
Complex
@ComplexOct 8
These are the 5 safest states to live in for 2026, according to WalletHub 👀 1.Vermont 2.Massachusetts 3.Maine 4.New Hampshire 5.Connecticut
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Gore porn LiveLeak generation Lord it makes me sick thinking about it
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 8
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth announces the firing squad execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan will be made public on December 3, at the same location where he carried out the massacre.
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