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Spikemus

@Spikemus

smokes Hellish Cigarettes with skeletons wearing leather jackets in a cool RatRod with 8-ball gear stick

 Lurking on the East Coast
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Joined August 2011
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X requires 5 million impressions in past 90 days to monetize @elonmusk Who sets your milestones, @YouTube
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Major Account Update: The user known as "Babylotion" has blocked me before I could return one of her baby photos to her, I wish her the best!
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Just posting for posterity that ThePPShow was banned from reddit as of 10 minutes ago
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When the barbarian design his own backstory DM: So what is your toon doing Barb: Jacking off in a shack DM: So do you wnat to fight goblins or... Bargb: I am rolling some dice to see how nicely i stroke DM: Rubbing temples... sigh... Bargba: DM, what are the rules of cum?? #DND
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When your dumbass players beg you for items DM: OK, its a room with two doors, and one door... Druid: Can i has item DM: ... and the door... Artificer: Arty need item! Now! DM: ... can I finish??? Barabaran: I want a huge axe for free DM: OK you know what? That's it. #DnD
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Replying to @jakatak4 @MonumentGrills
Jack, this is not very good optics for your show. Flexing about a new grill while you're raising money to save the life of your daughter-in-law? You should sell it to help pay her operation. Also, you forgot to post the link again: gofundme.com/f/briannas-brai…

Donate to Brianna’s brain surgery, organized by Lorien Crowe

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Imma remember that.
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Replying to @stephenasmith
I want to sniff balls
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When the DM has a big meal! #DnD #tabletopgaming #games #helptravisfans
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When your dumbass party keeps insisting that celebs are a natural 20 Bard: Jaime Kennedy is a naturally 20 DM: No, its denied Bard: *rolls a naturally 20* DM: OK its thanos with two swords. roll initivie. Everyone else: God damn it bard #dNd #spikepissingmeof #unisex
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It's a New Year's Miracle! Come join @timheidecker and I on Jan 2nd for another thought provoking "Watchalong!" This time we will be screening all of commercial work for the last 15 years. I'm talking Totinos, Absolut, Purple Boys, etc. Tix: timanderic.com/news
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I shouldn’t have to retweet it!!!! Only the bard pisses me off more …. #DnD #CriticalRole #racisttrolls #FFXIVART #notfunny #TravisScott
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Daily reminder that bigots are not tolerated on this Twitter account. I will not be liking the racist stuff I see on here #endrasism
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When the entire party is immune to poisonous Dm: take 100 poison… The whole party including lizard, monk, devil, girl, and elf: excuse me I’m immune DM (laugh): ok you fuckers get ready for the beholders #DnD #AstroWorld #SupportSmallStreamers #PoisonIvy
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Every time the damn monk comes into the bathroom Monk: lol I play with the turd. I eat it too. The dm: Ok so it’s gross stuff now. Rolling damage The monk: avoid damage is my class The dm: because of course it is Monk: still eating turds with no damage #dnd #tabeltop
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Replying to @Spikemus
When the followers are rude Me: don’t be a jackals #awareness
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When the players find the shadar-kai town Monk: Haha i play with their turds The DM,pissed off: You mother fucker.... sighing... roll it up... #dnd #FantasyFootball #scatgirls #scatgay
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saw the new Dune, loved it, got me feeling like
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