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Roy Harper

@SpeedingArrows

At your absolute best, you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. (21+ writer)

Joined August 2020
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๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š ๐šŠ ๐š•๐š˜๐šŠ๐š ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐šœ ๐š–๐š˜๐š—๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›, ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐šŽ๐šœ๐š—'๐š ๐š”๐š—๐š˜๐š  ๐š‘๐š˜๐š  ๐š๐š˜ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š–๐š–๐šž๐š—๐š’๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ. ๐™ท๐š’๐šœ ๐š–๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š’๐šœ ๐š’๐š— ๐šŠ ๐š๐š’๐š๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ๐š—๐š ๐š™๐š•๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŽ, ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š— ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šข๐š‹๐š˜๐š๐šข ๐š™๐š•๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š‘๐š’๐š– ๐šŠ ๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š‹๐š’๐š ๐š˜๐š ๐šœ๐š™๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŽ.
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// I made a TF2 account, and I've been being silly and goofy over there. My bad, it /will/ happen again ๐Ÿ˜”
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// Music randomly started playing at work and it wasn't the usual one from the claw machine. Demons, JIM
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// Yeah :)
Wally West (@DeadTiredSpeed) profile pictureWally West@DeadTiredSpeed11 Feb 2025
// WAS IT AT LEAST GOOD??
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// I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY CHIMICHANGA
Wally West (@DeadTiredSpeed) profile pictureWally West@DeadTiredSpeed11 Feb 2025
// AGAIN?? Someone please keep this man away from the oil ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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// It has been zero days since I burned myself with oil ๐Ÿ˜”
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// Who the fuck let me have money?
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"Come on now, that would ruin the surprise."
๐“™ฬถ๐“ชฬถ๐“ผฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ทฬถ ฬถ๐“Ÿฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ฝฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ปฬถ ฬถ๐“ฃฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ญฬถ๐“ญฬถ (@FvllenBird) profile picture๐“™ฬถ๐“ชฬถ๐“ผฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ทฬถ ฬถ๐“Ÿฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ฝฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ปฬถ ฬถ๐“ฃฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ญฬถ๐“ญฬถ@FvllenBird11 Dec 2024
โ€œWhat exactly is it that you plan on doing?โ€
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"Damn, can't have fun on the job??"
Will Harper (@ClipboardDad) profile pictureWill Harper@ClipboardDad11 Dec 2024
"We're /working/."
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"It's too late for it /not/ to be one."
๐“™ฬถ๐“ชฬถ๐“ผฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ทฬถ ฬถ๐“Ÿฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ฝฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ปฬถ ฬถ๐“ฃฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ญฬถ๐“ญฬถ (@FvllenBird) profile picture๐“™ฬถ๐“ชฬถ๐“ผฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ทฬถ ฬถ๐“Ÿฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ฝฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ปฬถ ฬถ๐“ฃฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ญฬถ๐“ญฬถ@FvllenBird11 Dec 2024
โ€œI didnโ€™t mean that as an invita- nevermind.โ€
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"Give me a few minutes, and I can change that-"
๐“™ฬถ๐“ชฬถ๐“ผฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ทฬถ ฬถ๐“Ÿฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ฝฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ปฬถ ฬถ๐“ฃฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ญฬถ๐“ญฬถ (@FvllenBird) profile picture๐“™ฬถ๐“ชฬถ๐“ผฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ทฬถ ฬถ๐“Ÿฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ฝฬถ๐“ฎฬถ๐“ปฬถ ฬถ๐“ฃฬถ๐“ธฬถ๐“ญฬถ๐“ญฬถ@FvllenBird11 Dec 2024
โ€œWell, things have gotten quiet and boring.โ€
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"You're no fun."
Will Harper (@ClipboardDad) profile pictureWill Harper@ClipboardDad11 Dec 2024
"I /really/ need Roy to stop yelling 'Get down Mr. President' while on the job."
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"Kids that don't know what pokemon is. Fortunately, she is not one of said kids."
Jason Todd (@OutragedOutlaw) profile pictureJason Todd@OutragedOutlaw9 Dec 2024
"Of course. What kid doesn't like pokemon? Especially pokemon with added Uber violence!"
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"Damn......she's gonna love those, thanks."
Jason Todd (@OutragedOutlaw) profile pictureJason Todd@OutragedOutlaw9 Dec 2024
"A complete collection of the Pokรฉmon Adventures Manga in both Japanese and English"
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"Doesn't change the fact it was still more than ya should have." A pause, green eyes shifting over to the other. "Oh? Whatcha get her?"
Jason Todd (@OutragedOutlaw) profile pictureJason Todd@OutragedOutlaw9 Dec 2024
"Now you know for a fact I didn't use my own money to get that made. I DID however use my own money to get something for lian."
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// Course /None/ of us are normal
Harv/ey Dent (@TwoHalvesOfDent) profile pictureHarv/ey Dent@TwoHalvesOfDent9 Dec 2024
// Thank you for understanding that I am /not/ normal about this man-
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He stays quiet for a while, turning the Tanto around in his hand as he examines it. "Jeez Jaybird, ya didn't need to spend /that/ much on me-"
Jason Todd (@OutragedOutlaw) profile pictureJason Todd@OutragedOutlaw9 Dec 2024
"Cost me $150 grand to have that Tanto made by a bona fide master blacksmith over in Osaka. Happy birthday, doofus"
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// That is a very valid thing to get distracted by, honestly.
Harv/ey Dent (@TwoHalvesOfDent) profile pictureHarv/ey Dent@TwoHalvesOfDent9 Dec 2024
// I need to finish writing the thing for Wood I got distracted, clearly
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Hands move to catch the bag before happily opening it, a smile coming onto his face. "Thanks."
Jason Todd (@OutragedOutlaw) profile pictureJason Todd@OutragedOutlaw9 Dec 2024
"Thats what I thought." He'd grab a bag out of the closet, and tossing it over Roy's way, pulling out a couple root beers and popping them open. "Go head, see whatcha got"
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// My son keeps trying to eat tinsel, so I am selling him for a nickle.
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Several blinks. Now he kind of feels bad for being so dramatic. "Wait, no, I was just kidding - Besides, /not/ giving it to me will /definitely/ make you one -"
Jason Todd (@OutragedOutlaw) profile pictureJason Todd@OutragedOutlaw12 Nov 2024
Replying to @OutragedOutlaw
-not sure if I should give it to you, since I'm SUCH an asshole." He's joking, of course.
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