Harv/ey Dent

𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔞 𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐰! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧!

Normally he's not one for the holidays. However, they actually /do/ have people to celebrate with. So, he'll be in the kitchen. His boyfriend's boyfriends are also welcome to come.

"I see Eddie was 'forced' to go outside again."

Crimes? Well of course. It's been a while since they robbed a bank, time to change that.

Right, right. Of /course/ he isn't. ^-^

Putting everything back where it was cause his autistic boyfriend doesn't like the new layout.

// Did you at least kiss the crowbar before bashing me with it?

// The thought of the the incanon 'Harvey is Batman' theory being true is so funny to me. Especially if the Robin's are still /Bruce's/ kids. Cause that just means Harvey steals his bestie's kids after bedtime to go fight crime.

Standing on the roof, cigarette in hand. It's quiet, though it won't be long before Gotham wakes up. He'll be gone by that time.

I'd rather you didn't.

"Uh huh. Right."

"Well, isn't this interesting."

An eye roll. "I meant anyone /other/ than yourself."

"You don't think /anyone/ is important."

"Right. Suppose that means it /is/ partially my fault."

A moment of hesitation before his right hand moves to grab Edward's. "Right...I'm sure it is." ... "Thought you didn't like physical contact."

"I object, actually."

"Arkham? Smart? Those two words don't go together at all."

"You say that as if that's not already the case. Though if they were smart, they'd keep the clown /away/ from everyone else."