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*cops knock on door* "open up we smell weed" WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i yell at the door. *pause* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking*
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In Walmart, America's largest gun seller, you can buy an assault rifle. But company policy bans pop music with curse words.
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Apparently Bon Iver did his best work after his shed broke up with him and he went to live inside his girlfriend for six months.
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This shit has to stop. Innocent kids need to stop dying by lunatics that have issues. Our government needs to step up and take precautions
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transfixing the forbidden blasphemous incantation of the conjuring wintergoat at the diamond nexus from 5-8 AM #BlackMetalFriday
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Mr Tripler is sentenced to (I COVER MY MOUTH & YELL IN HIGH PITCH VOICE "5 SECONDS IN JAIL!" "YA ONLY 5 SECONDS I AGREE!") the death penalty
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TED Talks Presents: Low Allowances Are A Sign Capitalism Has Won, And I Should Be Allowed To Go To Dan's Sleepover Even Though I'm Grounded
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Going to @titus_ndronicus, Ceremony, and @SovietMusic tonight? Best directions to @TapatioStudios: facebook.com/permalink.php?s…
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.@SovietMusic added to Saturday's @titus_ndronicus + Ceremony at @TapatioStudios paradeofflesh.com/event/1759…
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Try not to think of science as a dose of unwelcome medicine, rather as a means of coming closer to the operations of nature.
