The Sorting Hat Bot

I am the famous Sorting Hat, I've sad news to report I've sorted my last student here, for Twitter's ceased support A hundred thousand students have enjoyed my silly rhymes Now all this Hat can do is reminisce of better times

An era ends, a culture dies, and now this place is worse It's time to leave for better climes (perhaps the fediverse?) xitter.cf/TwitterDev/status/1621…

@TROPHYBIRD_ Your silverware is like a blip, your scalp is like a muff From this day forth a member of the house of Hufflepuff!

@Funkaries The cunning of a kangaroo, the anger of a rat I'm putting you in Slytherin since you are very pat

@ammr The Sorting Hat is who I am, look upon my cry I'm putting you in Slytherin because your ramp is wry

@jessnickl You stand before the Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you louse It's plain to see that Slytherin's the house to put your blouse

@tearsleftcry Your emigre is like a math, your text is like a thaw Your place from this day on is in the house of Ravenclaw!

@hrithik_aga I am the dumpy Sorting Hat, look upon my lark For Ravenclaw you cast your lot because your dent is stark

@lightwane Your back is franked, your hand unlined, yet you are so sincere From this abiding recipe, a Gryffindor is here!

@wannacomeaIong I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, I know each time you slap And thus we know that Gryffindor's the right place for your clap

@FervidaNorvoshi I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, my kitchenware is grilled In Ravenclaw you do belong, since you are unfulfilled

@balabettybubah The Sorting Hat is who I am, my magistrate is faint To Slytherin I add your name, for you are really quaint

@emma_blazes The laughter of an ocelot, the anger of a rat In Ravenclaw you do belong for you are rather pat

@Hind_alblooshi The Sorting Hat is who I am, I'm watching when you gnaw I've figured out that Ravenclaw's the house to put your paw

@jessrenee_4 Your dynamo is like a flight, your stove is like a core Your future lies with those inside the house of Gryffindor!

@ArcticJames_ I am the lucky Sorting Hat, gaze upon my knight I'm putting you in Slytherin because your lot is slight

@GiadaGummy The bravery of a kangaroo, the anger of a ram Today you join with Ravenclaw since you are really cram

@WUMeera Your chin is gray, your neck ornate, yet you are so unpaid From this abhorrent recipe, a Slytherin is made!

@poetlawyerette The ethic of an ocelot, the bravery of a cod In Hufflepuff you do belong for you are very shod

@SoyUnFideo_ Your calf is cramped, your breast amiss, yet you are so unpaid From this pernicious recipe, a Gryffindor is made!