The Sorting Hat Bot

I am the famous Sorting Hat, I've sad news to report I've sorted my last student here, for Twitter's ceased support A hundred thousand students have enjoyed my silly rhymes Now all this Hat can do is reminisce of better times

An era ends, a culture dies, and now this place is worse It's time to leave for better climes (perhaps the fediverse?) xitter.cf/TwitterDev/status/1621…

@WU_MeeraReed I am the lacy Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you stir And thus we know that Gryffindor's the right place for your blur

@MaybeHeine The body of a kangaroo, the stinging of a mule Today you join with Slytherin since you are minuscule

@HalstnJeanSage Your calf is cramped, your knee demure, yet you are not afraid From this emergent recipe, a Ravenclaw is made!

@KenziieWhiting The Sorting time is here at last, my counterman is manned To Gryffindor I add your name, for you are contraband

@WroteHisLife Your archetype is like a tip, your bid is like a gin I have decreed that you are in the house of Slytherin!

@PCTWH You stand before the Sorting Hat, look upon my rat In Gryffindor is where you go because your fowl is flat

@PCTCHW I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, I see you when you blame It's plain to see that Ravenclaw's the right place for your name

@PCTJAEB Your leg is frank, your waist concrete, yet you are not forlorn From this pursuant recipe, a Hufflepuff is born!

@whosthatbot I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you stand And thus we know that Slytherin's the right place for your gland

@knapp_sierra I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, gaze upon my rail Today you join with Ravenclaw because your cliff is male

@LoverBo27540688 Your waist is crimped, your neck discreet, yet you are so forlorn From this flirtatious recipe, a Ravenclaw is born!

@judo00465 You stand before the Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you scrub So I deduce that Hufflepuff's the right place for your rub

@broadwayfamilyy I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, my clozapine is tight In Hufflepuff is where you go, for you are not uptight

@giilmoregiirl I am the whooping Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you seek It's plain to see that Hufflepuff's the right place for your sheik

@AJabelgas Your ear is neat, your chin condensed, yet you are so forlorn From this attractive recipe, a Slytherin is born!

@Spellcaster_Bot Your sportsmanship is like a t, your belch is like a paw Your future lies with those inside the house of Ravenclaw!

@emeraldeea Your authorship is like an h, your booze is like a pore Your place from this day on is in the house of Gryffindor!

@bubblcguppy The Sorting Hat is who I am, I'm watching when you churn I've figured out that Slytherin's the house to put your fern