Welcome to my web-page. Famous comedian and musician.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined March 2009
I'm not really on here any more. Hate the guy in charge and his goons. I'm over here with my own goons: bsky.app/profile/craigwilson…
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Poster for my @GlasgowComedy show. Van Winkle West End, 22nd of March, £8. glasgowcomedyfestival.seetic…
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Our ✨GICF 2025✨ Featured Show of the Day 😂 Craig Wilson: Who? 🗓 Saturday 22nd March 2025 📍 Van Winkle West End 🎟 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/pe… (@Craig_Wilson)
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Just been watching the bit where Luffy punches the celestial dragon over and over.
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America is truly the dumbest country in the fuckin world man.
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Then @kingwineband are playing in the National Museum of Scotland (cannot believe I am typing this and it’s true). nms.ac.uk/events/museum-late…
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I’m ’& more’ that’s me
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The COVID response ("everything is fine so get the Fuck back to work") will be echoed for every crisis in the future btw
"The poisonous cloud of chlorine gas is absolutely safe during working hours and absolutely not safe during nonwork hours"
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Just saw someone on the bus wearing “Deats by Dre.”
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Can you imagine a fellow comedian rushing backstage to tell you "THAT'S the clip!!!" only to realise that was the only part of the night you didn't film and only audio recorded? Well, enjoy. @StandGlasgow
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US President Biden: Civilians in Gaza are living in hell, with thousands killed, and the war must end.
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Me and @RichieJBrown are recording our Fringe shows at @BarrelComedy on Tuesday 24th September! HORROR SHOW "A ruthless and angst-fuelled set with clever, impactful writing" Wee Review CINEMAN "Has you slapping your head with its brilliance" Chortle event.bookitbee.com/49692/ch…
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follow-up tweet provides important context: these are 30 out of THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY British/Israeli arms export licenses
🚨 BREAKING: The UK has suspended 30 arms exports licences to Israel Foreign Secretary David Lammy: "Facing a conflict such as this, it is this government’s legal duty to review Britain’s export licences."
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Glasgow comrades, here's our next crop of shows. See you at Van Winkles West. PWYW tickets available here. (goodeggcomedy.co.uk/glasgow)
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Mario's mouth
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No rest for the wicked. The fringe is done but I’m doing perhaps the most fringe type show I can think of. Gigging on a canal boat tomorrow in Edinburgh.
Come and join us on the Lochrin Belle canal boat with @ianthecomedian @Billykirkwood @Craig_Wilson for a floating comedy dhow- boat trip ( BYOB ) 🌊 There are still some tickets left with last min discount on here ➡️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/976104243…
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Amazing Fringe, amazing night, amazing people 💙 Another wrap party under our belt, now time for a big sleep
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Well done everyone for finishing the fringe yesterday. Me and the rest of the big boys will take it from here. 12:15pm, The Beehive. One More Final: I Need You.
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