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Enjoy when one tennis commentator is breaking down a player’s game and the other is just reverently saying the names of celebrities he’s spotting in the crowd. “His backhand is phenomenal.” “Lin Manuel Miranda.” “And he had that run at the French Open.” “Jon Bon Jovi.”
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police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, it's no big deal
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
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one of the coolest things about d'angelo was when he retired from music after voodoo he taught himself to become an incredibly good guitar player over the course of a decade, the evidence of which is all over black messiah. "when it's done" has one of my favorite guitar outros
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Imagine only releasing 3 albums in 30 years, all of which defined a genre and generations.
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The government cancelled The Late Show. They do not want us staying up late. Google “operation federal bedtime” 👁️
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(me asking me boss to leave early to mourn the loss of brian wilson) i feel so broke up, i wanna go home
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"haha what's that from"
... It's from right now, Eric. Sprung forth by our ballet of riffage, Eric. The quip was your son as well- how could you not see? The divine smiled on us and you spit in it's eye.
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every time I bike across the Williamsburg bridge at night I’m like waitttttttttt did I just kinda invent being alive



























