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Mort

@SnowsSquirrel

Snow/Mary Margaret's squirrel ~ You can find me in Mary Margaret's vent or Regina's cleavage.

Joined May 2013
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Replying to @SnowsSquirrel
You’re probably right.
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...So I somehow read that as “Millses’” - which, let’s be honest - says way more about myself than I’d care to admit right now. xitter.cf/snowssquirrel/status/9…
Mort (@SnowsSquirrel) profile pictureMort@SnowsSquirrel8 Mar 2018
Replying to @OfPeasantry
No it isn’t. Fuck you.
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*Send three cases to @SnowsSquirrel with a note reading, Sir Mort please accept these on behalf of myself and my Mayor. There is plenty more where this came from.*
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Replying to @OfPeasantry @SnowsSquirrel
...It’s Christmas season so I can’t trust Amazon to get them to you in “2-3 business days”… Here, this little number should get you through. *praying he doesn’t ask her where she got such “clothing”*
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No and that new thing is as scary as Swan. xitter.cf/snowssquirrel/status/9…
Mort (@SnowsSquirrel) profile pictureMort@SnowsSquirrel1 Dec 2017
Obama is still president, right?
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Replying to @KryssiKakes
@KryssiKakes @SnowsSquirrel Options: #SquirrelKakes #MortKakes
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Our rowing team is the best dressed on campus ;o) their secret? "NEVER let them see you sweat ... " go team!
Image from Constructor University (@CU_Bremen)
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Replying to @SnowsSquirrel
@SnowsSquirrel *shakes head*
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I love screwing with the squirrel.
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Replying to @SnowsSquirrel
@SnowsSquirrel And that's why I always end up in bondage... It all makes sense!
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Adult cats only meow to communicate with humans - They rarely meow to other cats or animals.
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Image from Regina's Breasts (@DemRoyalBreasts)
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New connections are made in your brain every time you form a memory.
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Don't know what cupid was thinking of, So many of us just slaves for love.
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#Currently
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さわんな
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ねばーぎぶあっ………ムリ～…
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Replying to @BestPalVal
@Evilpanda_queen @LP_EQ_RM @SnowsSquirrel @DemRoyalBreasts #EvilBoobs #LoveLP
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White is for purity, black on the other hand... #DarkDragonWedding
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Regina : "Emma, I think... I love you..."
Image from Ship of Swan Queen (@SonRegalOfSQ)
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