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†he Dark Lady and sassy ruler of †he Addams Family. No† wha† you were expec†ing, be††er. Dea†h's pure bred child. // Parody, RP Accoun†. #OUaT 18+

Lurking in †he Shadows
Joined August 2012
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The prologue to my autobiography:
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What a peach, I'll plant him 6ft under in the back yard and see what comes up next spring. Hopefully nothing, but if so, the children can play whack-a-mole on Halloween.
Sam Asghari is reportedly threatening to release ‘extraordinarily embarrassing’ information about Britney Spears if prenup is not renegotiated.
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100 ReTweets and I'll remix @misterjoeblack screaming "Camp Old Bitch!" 🔊
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*imagining @MaleficentOUaT in this* Darling... please.
Because sometimes it is true 🧙🏼‍♀️
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ROLL CALL Raise of hands, who's still here?
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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I can never labor under the delusion I’m unique because every morning I walk my small dog and see nothing but other middle aged white women walking their small dogs and honestly we’re all pretty interchangeable.
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Think they can just replace me like that? They've got another thing coming. I appreciate the effort.
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The prologue to my autobiography:
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RT 😘 Just do it.
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How is it still January and the mall is already filled with Valentine's gifts? Is this a joke? Ha--- No?
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Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.
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Elf on a shelf? How about hooker on a cooker. Now that's something I would fund.
#TeamLesbian *makes finger guns at my wife @MaleficentOUaT , with a wink* Hello darling.