@SmutLisa

Recovering podcaster, indie music fan, cinephile and photographer.

 Toronto, Ontario
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Joined November 2018
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Sometimes you just need to do nudes in a vacation shower. 😏
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Bring back hysteria. Cocaine and vibrators for all.
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It’s a given, whenever you meet a fellow Lisa within minutes you trauma bond over being called Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam in elementary school.
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Athena ⚒@DeliciousAthenaOct 23
shouout boobs. huge fan
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Ms Rashel
@rashel_256Oct 23
Okay, this is ridiculously catchy AND weirdly amazing. Can’t look away ! πŸ˜„
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PD Bates@pd_batesOct 23
your legs wrapping tight around me, pulling me deeper into the heat we made
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machine pun jellyπŸ‘Ή@iamvkhil2Oct 23
im thinking about you, just without the clothes. is it okay?
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Queen Brunette@BrunetteQueenOct 23
At this point all the ladies on here need to rent out a couple floors at a hotel and just relax, drink and of course have orgies going on the whole time. I NEED IT!!!
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Dinner included many Paloma’s tonight.
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*puts on my Trans Rights t-shirt *buys ticket to the Musk documentary
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I’m embarking on a vision quest. But for titties.
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After a night of drinking with @coffeeandvinyl1 we got in bed together and watched vintage 70’s porn with unfiltered commentary. Basically us. ⬇️
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The Very Naked Gardener
@VNakedGardenerOct 18
wild to walk out to my favourite pub only to be cornered by both @coffeeandvinyl1 AND @SmutLisa and so I guess we're gonna keep going
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The Very Naked Gardener
@VNakedGardenerOct 19
'I would fuck Anthony Bourdain in front of my dad' @coffeeandvinyl1 telling SOME kind of story to @SmutLisa
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Smut TerryπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦@SmutTerryOct 18
Sorry, I’m busy tonight. I’ve got a porn thing with @SmutLisa
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deadgirl@tearheraprtOct 8
I love when girls r perverted
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໊@emailsicantsendOct 8
female seahorses after getting their boyfriend pregnant
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 8
Starting to think this Amish porn isn't authentic
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Anony.Mouse@AnonyMouse1K9Oct 8
POV I’m at work: Can somebody take over for me here I need to send a quick text off. The text: Would you like to put my pussy in your mouth tonight?
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What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.
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I’m having dinner with @SmutMoe tonight. Finally, we made it outta the text chats and into the unscripted world where there’s alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
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