@iamvkhil2

notorious supervillain. lawlessly, 34.

 Surely Not Pacific Northwest
Joined August 2020
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Fuck nudes, send a picture of your pills for me to see what kind of psycho I'm dealing with
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Gracie MacNcheese
@AtwinGracie200217h
my boobs are big because thats where I keep my funny funny jokes
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong)@PhilipJFried14m
first rule of fight club: cross your arms and give them the silent treatment
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penis hegseth@lilsaltysweet3h
pussy by taco bell
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your butt pic sends me to boogie world
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin994h
I’m changing my government name to Larry Sexy Bum-Bum III.
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Stoned Libra🍉@BoobsNBuds11h
Getting really fucking wet from sucking his dick >>>
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✨Court ✨
@CourtSunnyYay1h
Paint the gnarled nails, or glue some more falsies on and compound the problem. Girl accounting. Checks and balances.
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🎃 Fifi 🎃
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I hope you get everything you want out of this life.
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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀.@im_all_idJul 11
Starting to suspect I've acquired a cursed artifact or two
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Him: Hey! Me: no
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✨Court ✨
@CourtSunnyYay1h
When they hate you; chin up sweetie at least they know you exist and don't nothing you. The opposite of love is indeed NOT hate.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted2h
Random cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me: Well first off I wasn't looking for any of this shit ..unloads full cart
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soup🕷️@thrluv1h
garfield was really cooking with his whole “eat lasagna, fuck mondays” thing
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youcantblockmeirl@poorgirlonline27m
I need a clingy ass man he gotta sleep with his hand on my cooch 🖐️
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✨Court ✨
@CourtSunnyYay1h
We are all just walking eachother home, it's really not that serious.
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Yuktaa
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I need to pause the thinking process & sleeeppppp
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✨Court ✨
@CourtSunnyYay1h
When a job application has a spot for your X handle. Eww, I could never work here.
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i'll help your grandma cross the street, so she could live with chickens who moved across.
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im just a replacement hoe, until the originals return from psych ward.
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Icy@whereicy18h
A flirty friendship better than a relationship
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