Parody account for extraterrestrial beings or just a retired rugby nerd.

Southern East Coast of Africa
Joined April 2009
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England couldn't defend 429... yerr!!!
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Just heard an Aussie sledging his own team, the bowlers are older than the top 6 batting scores in this game. That is a bit nasty.
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A full-blown taxi war is unfolding in Cape Town, with taxi drivers and owners seemingly targeting one another. The violence is so unpredictable that telling commuters to be careful hardly seems enough. Gunmen strike without warning, opening fire in public spaces. A commuter was among those killed during an attack on taxi operators in Delft this morning. Now, another active crime scene in Maitland, where two taxi operators have been shot.
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Difficult to compare test match performances over a period of time and across generations but this group after the Test World Cup final this must be one of the best!!
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WHAT A VICTORY PROTEA FIRE MAN 🔥🔥🔥 DEFINITELY ONE OF OUR GREATEST EVER TEST VICTORIES
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Since yesterday morning AUS lost 19 wickets - 20 over to spare plus lost a few overs to rain as well.
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PLEASE stop this now. What did Temba done to you? 🤣🤣🤣
If this match is drawn, the blame lies squarely on Temba Bavuma for not declaring earlier. Without the rain, Australia would have wrapped this up, but now a draw is inevitable. It highlights a frustrating habit of the Proteas💔😭 their inability to clean up the tail enders.
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Temba declared way too early!! 😉🤣
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PUT AUSTRALIA IN AGAIN, YOU COWARDS! There are still 20 overs to go!
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South Africa won by an innings and 31 runs
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Congratulations Temba and Team - that was brilliant!!
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Top of off 🔥 #SAvAUS
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The Proteas have done it 🔥🔥🔥 We have come back from 110/6, and having lost 145 overs in the match, to beat Australia by an innings and 31 runs
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Cameron Hanekom on the bench. Jeandre Rudolph not even in the XXIII. All eyes on Cheswill Jooste currently Mister Excitement. Between him and Sebastian de Klerk Pace Unlimited. Must be some of the fastest two wingers around in Club Rugby.
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AUS cricket media on socials asking a lot of questions about 99, 13 wickets in one day and have to follow on. All historically. Highly impressive day by the Proteas. However what is the weather doing in Gqeberha?
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What do they have in common in those years? Sacha F-M in 2022 Paul de Villiers in 2023 Zachary Porthen in 2024 Riley Norton in 2025
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It was a good day out for Jansen xitter.cf/CricketDani39/status/2…
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Harmer 🔥 6 more wickets needed! #SAvAUS
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They don't make shows like these anymore!! Such a classic! The plot twist is diabolical
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Stormers bench average age is 29.1 with a 20 year old Oliver and Yaqeen and a 40 year young Brannas. Maths - Oliver + Yaqeen = Brannas 🤣
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