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Shasheღ

@SleepFiend

Geek by day. Sleep fiend by night.

Joined July 2009
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To everyone that eats with their mouth open, it’s not my fault I want to punch you in your head.
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@ladbible10 Aug 2018
Being freaked out by loud eaters is actually a psychological condition. ladbible.com/community/weird…
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Write what you need to write, write it as well as you can, revise it, refine it, and if it still seems alive to you, you’re done.
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"The saddest part of 2016 was learning how many ppl believe the worst rumors about a woman & ignore the worst facts about a man." -Anonymous
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Dane Cook
@DaneCook14 Sep 2017
Anyone know any positive quotes about failure?
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Indeed it is not - the NHS looks after rich and poor alike. That's why we must make sure it's safe #NHSBirthday xitter.cf/chantenay/status/83801…
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Imagine who you could save. In one hour you could save up to three lives. xitter.cf/cards/51k6…
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If you vote Conservative tomorrow, we will ultimately end up with Boris Johnson as PM. Our very own Donald Trump. #GeneralElection17
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UberFacts
@UberFacts20 Jul 2014
Ancient Greeks believed that red heads would turn into vampires after they died.
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Dane Cook
@DaneCook10 Jul 2014
Live life with regrets. No one likes a satisfied well adjusted asshole.
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Dane Cook
@DaneCook12 Jul 2014
Super Mario is so ungrateful for the amount of times I've guided him to fireworks. Starting to think he and Bowser are in cahoots.
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holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here
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@DaneCook2 Oct 2013
Look forward to a future where we treat each other with dignity & respect. Hope it’s a few years off. I’ve got a few people left to hate.
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UberFacts
@UberFacts10 Sep 2013
Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny (and a bunch of other Looney Tunes characters) has a tombstone that reads "That's All Folks."
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I don't wanna get up #duvetheaven 💤
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“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night” no actually people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
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UberFacts
@UberFacts10 May 2013
The sentence “I never said she stole my money” can have 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
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@UberFacts25 Apr 2013
China has banned reincarnation without the government’s permission. bit.ly/ZKDX0I
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Why is it so freakin hard to draw a star without lines in the middle...
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I don't know about you guys.. But I take the "L" and the "R" very seriously with my headphones..
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