Stop the world. I want to get off.
Texas Now Has Swimming Tarantulas That Are Here to Completely Ruin Your Life twentytwowords.com/texas-now…
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To everyone that eats with their mouth open, it’s not my fault I want to punch you in your head.
Being freaked out by loud eaters is actually a psychological condition. ladbible.com/community/weird…
This had me dying 😂 xitter.cf/stephentries/status/98…
Little things make a big impact. @ChrisEvans is a legend for this. xitter.cf/chrisevans/status/9399…
You can’t put two gingers together. They’ll either love their new ginger ninja or they’ll have a ginger off and be forced to hate each other. #truestory #gingerninja #humour
Fascinating. Why didn’t we know this? xitter.cf/cjwerleman/status/9294…
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Write what you need to write, write it as well as you can, revise it, refine it, and if it still seems alive to you, you’re done.
So is Debenhams stepping away from retail and towards a #youshall enchanted dating site? Or did their marketing team hit way off the mark?
You’ve gotta be pretty badass to call out a badass in a badass welcome. xitter.cf/scott_kerr/status/9266…
Machine gun preacher. Reality check. Every time. #RealityCheck #SundayNight










