@SlamFireOpera

FOIA or Fail

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Joined May 2020
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Why is 3,000mg of salt fixing basically every health problem I have?
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I will when she actually goes to therapy.
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 17
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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Ngl, the thing that's standing out the most about the Odyssey clips floating around is that Damon doesn't ever seem to fully draw his bow. He draws the string to his chest which is an annoying detail to notice but one of Odysseus' big characteristics is his skill at archery.
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for pride month id like to repost this video where this lovely person went all the way to palestine after receiving comments that Palestinians would kill them if they were openly queer over there.
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Ohhh I tend to think a disease with a 50% mortality rate can be very, very persuasive.
Lauren 🍉@Laureasons_May 6
Replying to @Misso23
I’m not wearing a mask to protect anything ✋🏻
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When you send a "I hope this email finds you before I do" email and they respond with attitude.
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P.A.W.S. and LEGO Island. Oh and Doom. I had a diverse media diet.
Game With Dave
@GamewithDaveMar 30
For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?
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Ohhh that's just straight out neo-nazi ads on Twitter.
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I had to bandage a nine year old's wrists while she was being held by other staff and she was begging me to let her bleed out and die. I don't work that job anymore. It wasn't good for my mental health.
Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻@CrocodileCamMar 18
Let’s hear them work horror stories
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
blanc
@dqveedFeb 21
what am I supposed to do with 30 million friends?
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More blankets. I like being comfy.
Bella
@BellaBaddie__Feb 21
single people.. what’s on the other half of ya bed?🤔
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I used to be an escort. I provided the "boyfriend experience" but nothing with clothes off. Just a date that knew how to be present. Got taken to a lot of nice dinners and events and met some very interesting people. Would do it again if there was more of a market.
mood@meishatoFeb 18
give me your most ridiculous lore
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Skill issue.
Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogJan 20
do u ever find when u make “air fryer fries” you’ll get a bitter burned tasting “crispy” exterior + a dried out interior not mashed potato like, almost nonexistent? The trick to fix is to rest fries halfway thru air frying for 10 min, then respray oil, fry at 400° to finish crisp
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I accidentally double dosed with my NAC, spent five minutes coughing crap out of my lungs like a cat horking up a hairball, and now I can breathe in 4k and smell backwards through time. This stuff rules.
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Then you do not get to claim protection under international law if you do not recognize it. It's not "rules for thee but not for me."
Prime Minister of Israel
@IsraeliPM16 Dec 2025
The Prime Minister's Office: Israel is not a member of the Intl. Criminal Court and does not recognize its jurisdiction. The ICC and its prosecutor have arrogated to themselves an authority they do not possess, in a politically motivated attempt to criminalize the Jewish state.
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Our final vet bill. Any help is so appreciated. The staff did a great job. They provided passionate care and frank advice.
Turquoise Trail Veterinary Urgent Care Total Amount $1,719.89 Purchase Confirmed Your purchase on Nov 20, 2025 at 07:03 PM is confirmed and we're setting up your account, your payment schedule and loan details will be ready in a few hours.

ALT Turquoise Trail Veterinary Urgent Care Total Amount $1,719.89 Purchase Confirmed Your purchase on Nov 20, 2025 at 07:03 PM is confirmed and we're setting up your account, your payment schedule and loan details will be ready in a few hours.

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Uhhh isn't that kinda your whole job?
Jeff Coltin
@JCColtin6 Nov 2025
Replying to @JCColtin
As Gov. Kathy steps up to speak, a few in the crowd chant tax the rich. “I hear you,” she responds, but “I’m the type of person the more you push me, the more I’m not going to do what you want.”
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Ok, Tubi whips (especially with adblock) but the interface is gahhbage. I want to see info about a movie, not start it. I want to be able to open a movie in a new tab.
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Hello, floor. We have to stop meeting like this. This low blood pressure thing might be more of a pressing issue than I thought.
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