Quando sono felice mi lamento di cose stupide. Sono sempre felice.

Joined March 2009
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Winnie the Pooh to Donald Duck:
hey bro should we take our pants off but leave our t shirts on I think it would be really interesting
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Guy came to steam clean my mattress and was like “you have so many things! You do not need so many things. None of it matters in the end.” And I was like. thank you steam clean mattress guy
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Life imitates art.
Ormanda birbirine sarılan sincap çift fotoğraflandı.
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Il colmo del palese, quelli che condannano il governo ma elogiano nonno Mattarella, che ha firmato il decreto sicurezza che sbatte in galera i quattordicenni ma poi va in tv a dichiararsi vicino ai giovani. Siete ignoranti e pagliacci.
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This (somewhat rude) tweet is a great example of why AI cannot "style." That's not what her body looks like. You have no way of knowing if these clothes would look "better" on her because the AI representation is nowhere near reality.
¿Por qué visten a la Princesa Leonor (o le permiten elegir) prendas tan mal cortadas y que le sientan tan fatal, cuando podría lucir como una auténtica Princesa en sus propios premios? Solo hay que saber sacarle partido. Y lo que llevas entre el vestido y la piel es tan importante como lo que se ve por fuera.
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This dog brought me his ball to play fetch while I was working in a crawl space
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thought i was giving my 18mo son his first taste of mango lassi but turns out his grandmother has been taking him out for samosas regularly and he deleted the whole thing in 2 minutes while i was busy cooling down his dosa
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i cannot wait til you guys turn 30 and realize how long life is and how it's okay to have fun still.
Pushing 30 talking about some Halloween weekend moves man get tf on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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There’s a certain point in the mornings when it becomes Step on Mama Time
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Girl I’m bored let’s Unclench our Jaws
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It sounds crazy but once you start noticing all the birds around you you start spotting the regulars. Like there's a good chance that bird isn't "just a random bird" but has lived in that general vicinity for years.
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Autumn in the mouse garden where the little things in life matter the most .
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You’re laughing. Rachel berry is going to get cancelled from broadway for using grok gpt and be forced to go back to Lima Ohio to judge the katseye mashup competition. And when she walks into McKinley she’s going to get a matcha latte thrown in her face. And you’re laughing.
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santana lopez is an incredibly successful broadway star. she is still happily married to brittany. however, santana is simply too booked and busy to fly back to ohio for mckinley’s shenanigans, but she sends her love. @DisneyPlus @hulu @ryanmurphyprod THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.
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Abbiamo identificato un undicenne scacco matto lotta alla criminalità
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what is mamdani going to do about ryan murphy
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