My kids just taught me how to play Fortnight on my phone...now I know how they feel when I help them with their math homework. #howDoYouNotKnowThat #thisIsSoBasic #justLetMeDoIt

My method of getting things done today is called “The Mike Tyson”. (When I have a task...I knock it out...see what I did there?) I just Mike Tyson’d this tweet! BOOM

I told my son, “Hey I watched a great video on leadership by Simon Sinek”. Son replies...”Oh did he make Simon Says, he sounds like a great leader.”

I hear there is a news article about @apple slowing down older phones but I’m still waiting on the page to load. Hey Apple #unthrottleMyPhone – at Joplin, MO

Is it just me, or did the Interrupting Cow completely revolutionize the Knock-Knock joke?

2 most common question among kids, "Who's it?" & "Where's the base?"

Went to church and caught a sermon. #GottaCatchEmAll #PreacherManGO

I did not see her! She thinks I did....but I did not!!

Next time you're at Starbucks order a "Grande Venti"...you'll thank me latter. If they look at you funny, just say it again slower & louder.

Just watched Inception again....I think.

I don't always drink coffee, but when I do...I burn my tongue EVERY.SINGLE.TIME!!

It's fun seeing stuff you make used at a HUGE church. xitter.cf/crowdcontrol_hq/status…

After seeing a picture of 2 knights jousting; Bo says, "They are pole vaulting! WHAT!!" #boQuotes

#joplinBlasters #launchPad

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