NSFW WILL BE REPOSTED despite all my rage I am still just a rat on a bicycle telling you to 'munch box' 25 He/They(il/al/y). (Pfp by @_bonn_bonn_)

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Joined April 2017
Sirl retweeted
Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday
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#nuziweek2026 day 1: Internet im late but i was planning things so heres this animation #murderdrones #nuzi #nuziweek
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Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything. Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.
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rip uzi doorman you would have loved mocking the death of charlie kirk
2 years ago today, ‘Murder Drones’ ended on YouTube.
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Replying to @SAMOYEDCORE
switching to your side penis is faster than reloading
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[loading screen tip] It is much easier to rape people if your penis is always on you
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the first level of character analysis is actual critical thinking and interpretation. the second level is assigning them their own personalized pokemon team. the third level is recreating them in tomodachi life. the fourth level is imagining them pregnant
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Sirl retweeted
The year is 2030 Summer chests just dropped You open one with whatever steambucks you have left after the economy collapsed "Irregular Lash thong with burning souls effect" You wipe your tears as you see a notification FUNKe uploaded a video: Death of An Artstyle 2
Wardrobe button was added to the Hideout, currently has no effect
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Sirl retweeted
me out the 2007 Ford Fiesta at 10,000 feet
when Netanyahu’s plane enters New York airspace he better pray I don’t reach that gta 4 swingset in time
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Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster
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Drawing a progressively more visceral and realistic depiction of hangman on the chalkboard until nobody wants to guess any letters anymore
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Urinals belong in the command position: center of room bravely facing the entrance, not against some cowardly side wall. We used to be a country
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burger Nuggets Nuggets burger
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pickle down rickonomics
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