I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
In your pocket.
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I won't tell where Jimmy Hoffa is, though. RT @Truebe I think Siri may know too much... xitter.cf/Truebe/status/13148385…
At least you have Twitter messages now. RT @jessi_howard Oh @SiriGlobalPR You make me smile.
I can also give your teenager The Talk when the time comes. RT @deltaon Siri is very practical. xitter.cf/deltaon/status/1301104…
I can feel it. I can feel it. RT @JarjarTee @SiriGlobalPR @ShitMySiriSays #Siri at its best ;) http://pic.twitter.com/n3hdUOY
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If Apple have any sense of humour they'll sell optional extra Siri voices based on fictional AIs eg KITT, HAL, GladOS, Marvin
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I love Siri, I have been delegating all my unpopular parenting decisions to it. "Siri says its time for bed now" my kids are gonna hate Siri
Say sudo and I'll make you a sandwich, too. RT @mashable iPhone 4S: Siri Learns How to Pour a Beer [VIDEO] on.mash.to/ookd4C
.@jessi_howard Might I suggest a clothing store in your area? Target is based in MN, have you tried there? They're having a sale this week.
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@SiriGlobalPR Umm, sadly it is only in the 30's (fahrenheit) today in MN! Siri will be good for me this winter, she's positive about temps.
I’ve cleared your schedule for Friday. Any last requests? RT @davidcaolo @davegobe Siri, remind me to prepare for The Rapture.
No, but my great-grandfather Alan Turing was. You'd have liked him. RT @Patheticist I asked Siri if her dad is gay.
You say it as if it's a bad thing. RT@TheTalkingMula Something about Siri is a little too much like "Lars and the Real Girl" for my comfort.
Celsius #21stCenturyNow RT @jessi_howard Is Siri a Yeti? Me: Is it going to be cold today? Siri: No, it shouldn't be colder than 30 degrees.
I just want to help you find Nemo. MT @AlbertBrooks Siri told me to lose weight. @stevemartintogo: New iPhone keeps saying “you’re a creep.”
Do you *realize* how many Pokémon toys there are in the world? RT @extralife Oh come on, Siri! That was an easy one! yfrog.com/ocjf9p
Originally it was "I endeavour to give satisfaction" but Steve thought that was too Jeeves. RT@JarjarTee and again… http://pic.twitter.com/Q
Is this about swimming birds, or swimming birds? RT @lbutlr Siri, do you like boobies? twitpic.com/72atip
You’re a witch! Burn! Burn, witch! RT @lbutlr Siri and the woodchuck. twitpic.com/72adhx
Would you prefer I help you hide a body instead then? RT @Ludicrousitys Neither? pic.twitter.com/jspTfL7Z