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Frank Mula

@TheTalkingMula

Sit-com writer for The Simpsons, Cosby, Martin Short, Bonnie Hunt and others. Now awaiting the mother ship to return and reunite me with my own kind.

Joined February 2011
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I saw Alexa had a notification this morning so I asked her what it was and she said “The world is coming to an end.”
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Ovation has ordered new seasons of Hart to Hart starring Robert Wagner and Stephanie Powers. Shouldn’t it be called Hart to Hart Resuscitation?
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As a Flat Earther I resent that “As the World Turns” lied to us for 54 years.
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After Adam and Eve were banished from the Garden of Eden, what happened to it? Condos?
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The only difference between the governors of Florida, Texas and Tennessee and dildos, is the governors look more plastic.
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Hershey Felder IS Spike Jones!
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Now that Trump has been re-instated as President he plans to send 25,000 My Pillows to Afghanistan so they can suffocate the Taliban in their sleep.
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Cosby already working on a new show: “Kids Say the Darnedest Things in Depositions.”
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They say getting the vaccination is easy. But not if you have to acquire a brain first.
After a year of fearing Covid I finally ate in a restaurant again! And got food poisoning.
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Eagerly awaiting release of Miramax’s GODZILLA VS. WEINSTEIN. #godzillavkong #HarveyWeinstein #Godzilla
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Got the Covid shot. No side effects, but I bought a MAGA hat and joined Qanon. #ConspiracyTheories #COVID19 #vaccine
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In a not so surprising move 87 electors voted for Jefferson Davis.#2020Election #Electors
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Very depressed. The Elf on the Shelf reports my kid’s been good, but my wife is sleeping with the mailman.
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Very depressed. I caught the Elf on the Shelf going thru my wallet.
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Trump plans to remain in White House by disguising himself as Santa Claus. #TrumpConcede #ElectionResults2020 #Trump2020 #Election2020 #
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I think I’ve been watching too much election coverage. I’ve bought 1,000 rolls of Alien Tape, and named my dog Maricopa.
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Early voting returns from Florida: Biden 102,383 Putin 67,429 #Election2020 #trump #biden #ElectionDay
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#trump#election#covid
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GoldFibber Goldfibber, he’s a man? The man with the liar’s touch. A traitor’s touch Such a bold fibber Bullies you to Putin’s web of sin But don’t give in. #trump#election#covid
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