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Refusing to pretend 🐦 is a serious place. ~Ben Sasse. Gov't Relations pro in TX. 🐦's are my own, except re🐦, those are somebody else's. UF 🐊 & BYU 🐱!

Central Texas
Joined August 2009
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RT @CarolineForTX: Thank you, Williamson County, for the incredible honor of serving as your State Representative these past four years. Re…
Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.
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Good morning, Austin!
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Well that was fun. Now who is ready for 2028?
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Never in my life have I felt this exact impulse harder.
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Happy election day to him
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Only one day left
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Election Day is TOMORROW! Running for TX-08 has been an absolute honor, and I’d be proud to be your voice in Congress. Make your plan, grab a neighbor, and vote Jessica Hart Steinmann for Congress. 🗳️ Polls open at 7am and close at 7pm!
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BYU should not be ranked below Notre Dame in any rankings. They both have 1 loss and BYU literally beat them head to head.
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Mood next week when all these political ads finally go away
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Posting this to get ready for November 3rd
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Not getting a wave in Austin when you let someone merge
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They have finally brought Florida and Georgia fans together
WTF is the "Atlanta Gridiron Classic"
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Steve Young went 10-0 in his GameDay picks 😲🧠 ELITE ball knowledge 🔥
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Hang it in the Louvre
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BYU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN LEFT OUT OF THE PLAYOFF LAST YEAR. BYU SHOULDN’T BE LEFT OUT OF THE CHRISTIAN CONVERSATION. BYU SHOULDN’T BE DISRESPECTED FOR THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. BYU SHOULDN’T BE LOOKED DOWN ON BY ANYONE. BYU SHOULD BE THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY. GOD’S PLAN!
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COUGAR NATION FOREVER
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“Dad, what was college football like on October 17th 2026?”
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Bear Bachmeier just had another Heisman moment in another BATTLE OF THE CHRISTIANS leading BYU to a hard fought victory over Notre Dame. You LOVE to see it.
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College Football is the greatest.
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