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Simple

@Simple_john1

Read something other than your own book.

 Probably hard at it
Joined March 2009
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📍🇮🇪 Cashel. Tipperary. Ireland. Welcome to The Cashel Palace Hotel one of the most beautiful hotels in Ireland. The art work around the building is stunning, it’s a beautiful relaxing vibe! 💚🤩 I’m looking forward to having a cracking steak in The Bishop’s Buttery tonight.
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All this middle class nonsense. Is bollocks. Most people are working class. No bastard frozen Christmas stuff here for John from Oldham.
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💯 Most people get chewed up and spat out on a regular basis. Pussy 🙄🙄
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BBC also causing him issues.
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Gonna need a bigger wheel 😕😕😕
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I would enjoy being shouted at by Louise. I'd annoy her on purpose.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
PME 2.0 (@mariEscobarPME) profile picturePME 2.0@mariEscobarPMENov 3
🚨EXCLUSIVE: The real reason Jack Grealish is not playing for Everton… crazy.
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What a bell end
Levelling down (@LevellingDown) profile pictureLevelling down@LevellingDown17h
Thoughts and prayers for @MartinDaubney today. What a magnificent moment.
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Lunch wasn't great 😕 Ok for breakfast, not food food.
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It's a great venue. Was here last week but thought I'd bring the wife this time.
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And you mongs lap his shit up 😬😱🙄🥳
Brendan May (@bmay) profile pictureBrendan May
@bmay15h
Farage is basically wrong about everything, always. He will end up on exactly the same political scrap heap.
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All go here, as per. Been sorting large rubbish shit out with the council. £20 for 3 items - bargain. Could send wife to the tip with them, but you know what a proper husband I am. Out for lunch later. I Never Stop
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Gotta feel for this piece this morning 🙈🙈
Bev Turner (@beverleyturner) profile pictureBev Turner
@beverleyturnerNov 3
It's #Midterms2026 day. @tomhfh is hosting an election extravaganza on @GBNEWS tonight with @Benleo in Texas. Good luck fellas! Very difficult to predict the results as most of the media and polling companies appear to be cheering for a @POTUS annihilation. If The Democrats do gain more control of Congress it's going to be a painful two years of litigation and fighting. Buckle up.
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Lilly Savage vibes.
iCod (@icod) profile pictureiCod@icodNov 3
Ffs marks and Spencer.
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He must be incredibly lonely or in prison.
That's The Badger! (@Thatsthebad) profile pictureThat's The Badger!
@ThatsthebadNov 3
Coleen Nolan, 61, hits back at critics of age gap romance with toyboy, 46, and declares she's 'very much in love'
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The timing is perfect.
David P GCSE (multiple) (@DavidPGCSE) profile pictureDavid P GCSE (multiple)@DavidPGCSENov 3
"We saw you from across the bar and we both wondered, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Barry Humphries. Genius! 😂
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I Am Legend
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..... I am the walrus.....
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BREAKING: In a terribly embarrassing moment for Trump, Fox News has to cut away from his speech because he isn’t making any coherent sense. It’s beyond clear Trump is senile. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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