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Read something other than your own book.

Probably hard at it
Joined March 2009
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📍🇮🇪 Cashel. Tipperary. Ireland. Welcome to The Cashel Palace Hotel one of the most beautiful hotels in Ireland. The art work around the building is stunning, it’s a beautiful relaxing vibe! 💚🤩 I’m looking forward to having a cracking steak in The Bishop’s Buttery tonight.
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BREAKING: In a terribly embarrassing moment for Trump, Fox News has to cut away from his speech because he isn’t making any coherent sense. It’s beyond clear Trump is senile. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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go on! 😂
The great Paul Whitehouse is 68 years old today, which means I am obliged to post this (again!) - arguably the most majestically random but brilliant comedy sketch committed to celluloid for at least the last, what, forty, forty five years? Yes, forty, forty five years. Happy birthday Paul 🤘
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Forget all the huge supermarkets and their mawkish Christmas adverts, this was the best Christmas advert - Enniskillen pub Charlie's put out this advert back in 2023. It’s brilliant.
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Kemi predicted this, two years ago.
Labour is on track to deliver fewer homes this parliament than the Conservatives in a setback for Angela Rayner, the Housing Secretary. A total of 1.14 million homes are expected to be added to Britain’s housing stock in the five years of this parliament, according to fresh forecasts from the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
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Simple retweeted
Sabrina Carpenter has shared a text message she received from Harry Styles following their breakup, and things are already getting messy between the two. 👀💔
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Replying to @themichaelgiles
Make sure to refuse treatment from any "foreign" doctors and nurses and you probably won't need to worry about it for long
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Replying to @themichaelgiles
I agree. I'd much rather you're left to wallow in your own piss and shit every day, you nasty little cunt.
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Totally agree. It’s possibly the worst advert I’ve ever seen for anything. Would actively dissuade me from going to @JohnLewisRetail - what on earth were they thinking?
I can’t express how much I hate this John Lewis advert. Spoilt entitled, rude and overindulged children. Useless, weak parents. Terrible mauling of the Rolling Stones. Yet again ANOTHER cliched out-of-touch grandparent we are all supposed to roll our eyes at. Urgh. It’s as bad as that ‘get consent to hug your grandkids’ one. mol.im/a/16259695
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Russell Brand says all his friends have abandoned him and he can't find one person who's prepared to provide a character witness statement in Court. Maybe he could ask his old mate Bob Geldof...? 🤔 😂 #RussellBrand #WhataCunt
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Replying to @BurnsideWasTosh
I couldn't agree more. After successfully delivering 25 new build properties, I had planned on purchasing land to build 50. The Government, planning, councils, and others have done absolutely everything to drive costs up. It has got to the point where the risk is simply not worth it, and I decided not to proceed. The only companies that can afford it are those that are already huge and can scale the numbers. The small to medium companies have been shut out, much like other sectors. Totally depressing.
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Absolutely disgusted to hear that the bedroom doors at @MillerandCarter Aughton don’t lock My daughter is supposed to be staying overnight for business She’s leaving She’ll either try to find alternative accommodation or have to travel to friends in Liverpool for the night
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Replying to @shitbritishpics
Miss you every day
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The unwritten rule of cricket: NEVER bowl a bouncer to a fast bowler who can bowl 95mph back at you. 😭 After being struck flush on the helmet by a Fanie de Villiers bouncer, the South African slip cordon laughed. Big Devon looked at them, made a promise, and turned the second innings into an absolute warzone. Allan Donald later called it "the most destructive piece of fast bowling I have ever seen."🤯 Devon Malcolm turned a bruised helmet into a career-defining 9 for 57 demolition. 🔥
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Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet
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Little Lucciano surprised his grandfather Frankie with a duet! 👏👏👏
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On Arsene Wenger’s birthday, a reminder of his epic battles with his arch-nemesis. We’re not talking about Sir Alex. We’re not talking about Jose. We’re talking about that bastard zip on his big winter coat...
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Quite possibly THE best scene in any film, ever 🔫🎬🔫 #FannyCraddock
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New Evidence Confirms Noah’s Ark?!
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