Simone Mitchell retweeted
When someone emails you and then you email them back but they have an Out Of Office message up, that's the "down low, too slow" of the adult world.
Simone Mitchell retweeted
today i successfully did a "whats covid" to someone after they said "due to covid" and it took a second for them to realise I was having a laugh. We have fun here.
Simone Mitchell retweeted
Small town country pub home to the best Sunday lunch via @SimoneMitchell @escape_au
escape.com.au/destinations/a…
Simone Mitchell retweeted
Here's me. "Melbourne is not a city in revolt. The truth is far more incredible (and far more boring)"
theshot.net.au/general-news/…
Simone Mitchell retweeted
The Church of Latter Day Mates: loopholier than thou. Excellent work from @SimoneMitchell
Anyone fancy forming a religion? This is what communion looks like.
Like most people, I'm missing my friends in lockdown terribly. But by god, I might have worked out a way to see them sooner rather than later. Read my grand plan here. Peace be with you. bit.ly/2FaeKL0
Simone Mitchell retweeted
I wrote this for you ❤️
Every day Melbourne wakes and waits for the news. It’s worse this time | Anna Spargo-Ryan theguardian.com/commentisfre…
Simone Mitchell retweeted
Replying to @SimoneMitchell
@SimoneMitchell so glad you experienced the meteora. My mum was born in a village below it. Very much enjoyed this news.com.au/travel/travel-id…
Simone Mitchell retweeted
Just read my story, turns out it’s pretty decent! Just the right balance of click bait to get you in but substance once you’re there. Thanks for listening to my long winded answers @SimoneMitchell & putting it together so well. 🤞it helps @MovemberAUS too. news.com.au/lifestyle/health…
Simone Mitchell retweeted
"After a hedonistic degustation... landing in your private suite to play records and sip whisky is one of the greatest ways to spend a day. Hands down." @SimoneMitchell visits Brae for The Upsider and "the best meal I’ve ever eaten". Get a taste here: theupsider.com.au/brae-resta…
Simone Mitchell retweeted
i think putting the seams inside the t shirt was a good call. i don't need to see that shit
Simone Mitchell retweeted
The passion with which @simonemitchell speaks about her bedtime is one of the main reasons we are mates news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l… via @newscomauHQ
Simone Mitchell retweeted
[to my assembled family and friends] thank you everyone for coming. I’m sorry to say I’ve started using again.
[my mother starts crying quietly]
That’s right. Using, false pretences to bring people together with exciting investment opportunities
Simone Mitchell retweeted
Arthur Freeman's unforgivable act retold by a motorist who witnessed it, via @SimoneMitchell @insightSBS news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l…
Simone Mitchell retweeted
Jeeeeez. What a story. Racial profiling much? . . . news.com.au/lifestyle/parent… via @SimoneMitchell @newscomauHQ – at Sydney, New South Wales
Simone Mitchell retweeted
Replying to @SimoneMitchell
@SimoneMitchell has helped me understand what this whole boxing sport match thingie is this weekend: news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l… @newscomauHQ – at Sydney, New South Wales
Simone Mitchell retweeted
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was baffled by this woman's eyebrows, @SimoneMitchell: bit.ly/2vJ1hjW – at Manhattan, NY



























