Mark Simonds

@xbasset @dps @hbarra @alcor @ficus @ninaachadjian @jillchase124

Hey @Starbucks, how about separating promotions into its own category in your Android app?

Happy Birthday Prince! youtu.be/Ik8Np8Jt8gY

Such a badass.

Doesn't "authentic" imply 100%? I'd love to see something advertised as 85% authentic.

"I'm not here to make you comfortable." If you get uncomfortable watching, keep watching. When she talks about her autistic son it will make a lot more sense to you. youtu.be/_7lFQENR79E

Previews from two of my YouTube subscriptions, @thebudgetmom @UrAvgConsumer, uploaded close to the same time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tired of singing Happy Birthday twice when washing hands? washyourlyrics.com/ Pick a song and get a chart. I went with "Hey Ya!" Clapping along while washing hands makes it extra fun! #washyourhands

Can every public door have one of these installed, please? #newnormal

The New Normal. #cantspareasquare youtu.be/tVA1i26SkKE