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Polymath. Mostly tech.

Spokane, WA
Joined March 2007
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IMPACT SUCCESS! Watch from #DARTMIssion’s DRACO Camera, as the vending machine-sized spacecraft successfully collides with asteroid Dimorphos, which is the size of a football stadium and poses no threat to Earth.
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Hey @Starbucks, how about separating promotions into its own category in your Android app?
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The Batman review in one sentence: If Se7en had more beatdowns.
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At the drive-thru window waiting for my order when DMX's "Party Up" comes on the radio. I look at the kids working there and realize none of them were even born when the song came out. #youknowyoureoldwhen
Been using @fig for a bit now. Cool auto-complete for terminal. Want to try? First five people to fig.io/invite/?code=b8sNwFuj… can jump the waitlist.
Mac users: want to maximize your app window but not full screen it? Hold down option key while clicking maximize button! Did everyone already know about this? Blew my mind when I found out about it.
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Doesn't "authentic" imply 100%? I'd love to see something advertised as 85% authentic.
Idea: When ordering at a drive-thru (looking at you @Starbucks), have a code word to signify you don't want to engage in chit-chat at the window. My suggestion: Barista: Would you like anything else? Me: Flowers. This works unless the place sells flowers. Thoughts?
You think social distancing is weird? Wait til you have to unlearn it.🤯
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I’m verifying my Twitter account with @rariblecom. Check out my profile: app.rarible.com/marksimonds/…
"I'm not here to make you comfortable." If you get uncomfortable watching, keep watching. When she talks about her autistic son it will make a lot more sense to you. youtu.be/_7lFQENR79E
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Previews from two of my YouTube subscriptions, @thebudgetmom @UrAvgConsumer, uploaded close to the same time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Accidentally discovered 0-9 on keyboard skips a @YouTube video to 0-90%, respectively (in desktop browser). Did everyone already know this?
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Wife was eating a burrito and I saw some of it oozing out the end, unbeknownst to her. Told her her burrito was pooping.
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Tab one is the new inbox zero.