Australian Comedian. MC. Writer. Skeptic of organized religion, organized politics and organized closets.
New York
Joined July 2014
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* scene: Russian Hotel. Hooker enters, Stage Right.
"To pee, or not to pee - that is the question"
#ShakespeareInTheTrump
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The VC slowdown is real
But 400+ brave VCs still invested over $1M in seed deals last month
If you're raising soon, maybe start with them?
To help, I made a list of 418 investors who led round over $1M
If you want it
1. Comment "Nov Leads"
2. RT + Follow so I can DM it
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A lot of focus on Sunak being the first Asian PM but this is a big day for Britain's petite male community as well.
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While building my SaaS company from idea to Series B I've noticed a trend.
The biggest reason 92% of startups fail?
It's not sales.
It's not product.
It's not even funding.
The real reason is hidden in plain sight ↓
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I wrote 50 unique cold email templates
We were going to charge $99 for these but you can have them for free
RT this tweet and I'll send you access
(Must be following)
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I get asked "Why do liberals think Trump supporters are traitors?" a lot, so I thought I would put this 🧵 together.
Here's what Democrats and progressives honestly think about Trump supporters and Republicans today...
Change my mind!
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Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party
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BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago.
Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.
