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BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago. Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.
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Instead of the acronym HOMES to remember the Great Lakes we now need to change it to suit Trump's actions. SHAME fits nicely.
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Farewell, Lady G. Say hi to Mitch for us.
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Replying to @InternetNewsAg2
MAGA cope is wild...and sad. Throw them both in jail if they're both guilty. See how easy that is???
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The Deflecting Pool...
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Predator vs. Alien
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It's funny how you never see a woman in the passenger seat of a cybertruck.
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FUN FACT: If you study the History of Ancient Egypt at university, the only job prospect you have is teaching others the History of Ancient Egypt. It's the original pyramid scheme.
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Apparently Chuck Norris died like 20 years ago. Death was just too scared to tell him until today.
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Aww man, the FIFA Peace Prize used to really mean something
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Hey, @NRA, The US Government just executed a citizen and then publicly stated that they had to kill him in order to infringe on his inalienable right to carry his permitted firearm. When should I expect a well regulated militia? How about a tweet? Your silence is deafening.
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Dear MAGA, It isn't too late to admit you put your faith in the wrong man. To publicly reverse your support and tell the world that you voted Trump but didn't vote for THIS. Because the only other possibility is that you DID vote for exactly this. And... well, that's fucked up.
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Things Trump Voters Gave Away: - The Bill of Rights - Public Trust in Elections - Truth & Independence in Media - The Integrity of the Judiciary - The Expectation of Personal Safety - America's Place in the Global Order - Their Own Dignity Things Trump Voters Got: - A Red Hat
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The craziest thing about this latest ICE shooting is that proof of Trump's pedophilia is still in the unreleased Epstein files.
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It's always the people you most suspect...
BBC Breaking News
@BBCBreaking23 Dec 2025
Russell Brand charged with two new offences, one of rape and one of sexual assault bbc.in/4s66vCB

Russell Brand charged with new offences of rape and sexual assault

Russell Brand will appear in court on 20 January 2026 over the new charges.

bbc.co.uk
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My “I’ve never been to pedophile island” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Acyn
@Acyn28 Jul 2025
Trump on Epstein: I never went to the island. Bill Clinton went there supposedly 28 times. I never had the privilege of going to the island. I turned it down.
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The world trying to figure out how to feel about an American Pope...
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Let me get this straight; the guy who wanted to "restore masculinity" to the military and foster a "warrior culture" is requesting a make-up studio be installed in the military headquarters of the United States, just to ensure he looks as pretty as possible at all times.
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I'm not saying Donald Trump is a Russian asset, I'm just saying he wouldn't do a single thing differently if he were.
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