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Simon Balch

@SimonBalch

No Visible Means of Propulsion. ITFC. UFOs. Springsteen. Gardening. Comedy.

 London
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Joined October 2009
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Yeah right AI taking over - it can’t even make me a YouTube thumbnail.
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When you think that Kay’s winning the Accidental Partridge award before Vine comes in with a knock out blow.
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Will @taylorswift13 be visiting her favourite London hardware store this week?
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Taylor Swift's Favourite London DIY store. #taylorswift #London
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We made a UFO comedy pilot. Here's myself and @ThomasJamesGray meeting our mysterious source @marksilcox in Rendlesham. #ufotwitter #UFO
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👽 NO VISIBLE MEANS OF PROPULSION - Link in bio #ufotwitter #aliens @SimonBalch @marksilcox
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Went on a trip to rendlesham with my podcast partner @SimonBalch to meet a mysterious source making some wild claims. Give it a watch - NO VISIBLE MEANS OF PROPULSION youtu.be/sAj6jy0lYy4?feature… @marksilcox @LueElizondo #ufotwitter #roswell #aliens #uap #rendlesham #comedy #nvmp
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Taylor Swift's Favourite London DIY store. #taylorswift #London
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(Don't) Go Ape youtu.be/qQtovhPVSV8?si=6SjM…
(Don't) Go Ape

(Don't) Go Ape

My review of Go Ape in Alexandra Palace's park, London, for someone...

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“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money”
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We’re going to win the Euros aren’t we…#england #EUROS2024
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My most successful vegetable this year is actually a weed which has replaced a dead tomato plant. #GardenersWorld
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6 points in the bag for our first two games. #ITFC @IpswichTown
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Are you middle aged and just want to have some fun? Well introducing The Midlife Funclub youtu.be/yB5Avr5H5EE?si=jdzo…

Introducing The Midlife Funclub

Welcome to the Midlife Funclub, where I try to have some fun as a m...

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#Gladiators
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A nice pub ruined
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Self Love. Go For It.
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Cold Water Swimming. Go For It.
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