STAG DO (my as well have it on my own page for once)

Thought Maduro was a weight loss drug.

Voice acting showreel for cbbc/radio4 etc

ACTING GOALS 2026

LYING ON YOUR CV IN 1940

CHRISTMAS 25 RECAP

THE FRENCH

Sentences made up entirely of footballers names. I’ll start. Lookman, Steve Bruce Can Shaw Philogene.

Assuming Paul Dano's got webbed toes then.

Such a boring, predictable man.

WENT TO ANOTHER BLOODY FESTIVAL 🤪

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The Bobby Robson Summer Cup: Ipswich, Fulham, Newcastle, PSV and Barcelona. All held at St James’ each year. PIF offer a tonne of prize money. Make it happen so we can compete! #nufc @alanshearer

On the telly tomorrow ITV2. Transaction. I imagine, just as in life, it'll take a few episodes to warm to me. So stick in there!

Trump in the war room 4 seconds before the B2 bombers enter Iranian airspace: how are those gold sneakers doing by the way? The best right? Secretary of Defense: Sir, with the greatest respect --

I've bought Scalvini about 14 times on FM and therefore approve #NUFC