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Similo

@SimiloSilwana

Moegoes eet maar hulle raak nie vet nie. Respect is powerful currency

 DK aka Kluvas
Joined December 2015
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Replying to @collen_sambo2
“We were late for the game and found closed gates, we will respect the PSL and arrive on time next time”.
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Let's appreciate this brother who's a Bolt driver; a passenger forgot a purse with R2700 and two phones; he safely returned everything!! Just RETWEET!!!
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Replying to @SIUyaXsa
If anyone can track the man or his daughter down we can make a plan. Not saying they'll be exactly what the young lady needs but can try they just sitting in cupboard..
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Diana@DainasacksAug 29
Backing exceptional founders building the future. Focused on AI, software, and technology with long-term conviction. Signal over noise.
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The number of winter migidis is decreasing with every year and this is worrying me.Bazali babantwana khanoluseni ngoJune yho siyalamba sifuna imigidi bethuna🙆🏿‍♂️
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Hey guys. Can someone please assist me with getting a job. It’s been 3 years of applying with no luck now and I’m honestly not coping. Anything in administration or any Job please I’m based in Gauteng. I’m literally begging you guys🙏🏾 kealeboga Kindly retweet❤️ @akreana_
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Stopped by immigration on the streets of Pachuca - hits different on the other side. “ Walk with your passport at all times” 🥴 #Fifa #Mexico 🇲🇽⏳
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If you think Nkomo's own goal was the worst Check Richard Ofori's own goal against Kaizer Chiefs 🤣
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𝐎𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓/𝟐𝟔 #𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 🏆⚫⚪
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Replying to @NPA_Prosecutes
See why we called you out for being "reckless" at the time. Y'all played to the media.....and guess who is eating the humble pie? Wish the Prosecutor had options for employment elsewhere & leaves immediately......then constructive dismissal
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you can see when someone has never gone to Hall 29 to write Law of Contract
John Baloyi (@Dijosti) profile pictureJohn Baloyi
@DijostiMay 18
LLB is one of the simplest degrees in South Africa. That is why it doesn't need Pure Mathematics, just Maths Lit and a high APS (Admission Point Score) are enough in most SA universities. If we want to insult non LLB holders let's be intelligible about it.
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Distasteful. I have many prosecutor friends and they always complain about lack of support. I’m seeing it now. Your letter is premature. You are not even informing us if the prosecutors indeed had another matter or not, I don’t think you even bothered to investigate this. Your staff was unfairly treated by a magistrate and instead of supporting your employee and investigating matter properly, you rush to release such harsh statements? @NPA_Prosecutes
NPASouthAfrica (@NPA_Prosecutes) profile pictureNPASouthAfrica
@NPA_ProsecutesMay 18
PRESS RELEASE 18 MAY 2026 NPA INSTITUTING DISCIPLINARY ACTION AGAINST PROSECUTOR CONVICTED FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT
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They always claim that they don't have competition in the PSL, one season they're challenged they think the system is against them. – at Katlehong, South Africa
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With my assistance STANDARD BANK recently refunded the following amounts to clients :- R 465 000, R 165 000, R 124 000, R 91 000 R 41 000 R 27 000 & R 28 000. SB deny overcharging mortgage clients. This is the proof that SB is lying. Plse phone me at 082 2911333 to discuss
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Replying to @EversonLuhanga
The fact that most people don’t have a choice but to take a minibus taxi is heartbreaking 💔
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If you come across this on Your TL Please Retweet until someone sees this 😭😭
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Shoes Tshabalala is asking for help to find the family of an injured boy, Thulani Mthethwa, who has been alone in Sebokeng Hospital for over a week. Thulani, admitted to Ward 17 after being hit by a car, has no visitors or known family members,
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Ekse @orlandopirates please score another goal 😔 we can't win by 1-0, we are not Kaizer Chiefs.
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You and I would have been dead, lower your irritating voice
Tornado..Veteran 102 (@tyengeni1954) profile pictureTornado..Veteran 102@tyengeni195426 Oct 2025
Just colluding with criminal syndicates .. Its a death sentence in China..!
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Replying to @BonganiNtuli
You can’t get arrested for those unless they serve you with original warrant
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