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Ryden Rey.

@ShrewdRascal

Blink if you see the mischief in my eyes. (Parody/Roleplay/OC/21+) #RiskyTrouble

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Me, Myself, and My Baseball Bat. Read: tl.gd/n_1sqjuji
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Making an appearance for @FuelMyDarkness only. Happy birthday, loser. I heard you were crying because I hadn’t shown up. You can stop sniffing my old shirt you stole a few years ago, trying to find my scent. Your gift is on your dresser. Hint: It’s one of my newer shirts. —
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—Tear-free and ready to sniff. You’re welcome. Have a splendid day.
Merry Christmas, losers. Thanks to me you don’t need a star on top of your trees. I’m the star. @WildlyLawless @atwistofate @RhapsodyOfStars @Wingedreamer
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Did it for the ho’s.
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Dressed up for /my/ big day. It’s not always easy being @GuilessPixie’s best birthday present ever.
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Happy birthday @GuilessPixie. I’ll perform for you later. I know I’m the best present you could ever get, but I want you to know 1) You are almost prettier than me. 2) You are the best thing to ever happen to me. Can’t wait to change your awful last name to Rey.
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See you soon, birthday girl. Preferably in your birthday suit.
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There’s no need for birthday presents with me in your life, @atwistofate, alas here you go: a bottle of my new signature cologne: Smooth Ryd. Just carry it with you wherever you go. Consider it a supplement for charm, success, and wicked good looks.
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--x-X-x-|[ Part One: Lost Children ]|-x-X-x-- twitlonger.com/show/n_1srara…
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I see my wife is around.
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|[ #Obession :: Part 2 ]| Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr7rj… Hands to Myself: youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_j…
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Bruised ego? Yeah, right.
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Oh, look. @GuilessPixie. Someone that appreciates the best. Take notes, darling.
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He blocked me.
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Correction: “Disappoint Ry” years.
Ryden Rey. (@ShrewdRascal) profile pictureRyden Rey.@ShrewdRascal11 Oct 2019
I think it's "Disappoint Ry" month. The gods decided I was too gifted so they had to make me suffer momentarily. Commercial break, feel free to show up soon.
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I think it's "Disappoint Ry" month. The gods decided I was too gifted so they had to make me suffer momentarily. Commercial break, feel free to show up soon.
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Some people are just allergic to perfection. Shame. Enjoy your “basic” tastes.
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Purchase your ticket for the Ry show. Your eyes will be blessed.
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Happy birthday, fiance. I didn't know what else to get you since you already have the best gift life could ever offer (Spoiler alert: Me.) So, being the gentleman that I am, how about I treat you to dinner, and we can have a nice book date? @GuilessPixie
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And if the date goes well, perhaps we could make a baby later. Whenever you're ready. The world needs little Ry's running around.
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Here's me showing off my juggling skills to my future wife:
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