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Joined January 2019
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I’ve decided that I have to hear my mom’s voice ASAP except I apparently don’t have any old voicemails or audios on my phone and I fuckin hate it here. Her voice is starting to become foggy in my memory.
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I can’t wait to see my king smile again
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Trade: The Raiders are trading QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, per @rapsheet and me.
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I can breathe
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I’m really glad we are in the identifying prospects phase hours before the deadline
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Complete the circle and break the curse. Bring Kirk home.
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Yeah and a 3 year old can identify shapes and colors. What kind of reporting is this
Vikings have identified Raiders QB Kirk Cousins as a prime trade candidate ahead of today’s 4 pm ET deadline, per league sources. The clock is ticking to get a deal done.
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don’t get me wrong there are a lot of bad therapists out there but the people who say “i’m too self aware for therapy” are so painfully not self aware enough to know how that sounds lmfao
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I’m hoping a deal is already done and that’s why they’re reporting calls have started bc otherwise…. We are getting fleeced
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shelbs retweeted
The trade deadline is tomorrow. I will never, ever understand.
The Vikings would be Super Bowl frontrunners right now if Kevin O’Connell had not sold this kid out to scapegoat him for a rash of team injuries last season.
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Couldn’t fix J.J. McCarthy. Can’t make it work with Kyler Murray. Carson Wentz is terrible. Quarterback whisperer?
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Can a reporter grow some balls and ask KOC why we traded away a 23 year old with a bunch of potential when the offense is still trash with these 2 other options?
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shelbs retweeted
Max Brosmer is warming up. Fear not. The QB Whisperer’s “Deep and Competitive QB Room” will save the day.
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Brian Flores should add this entire Vikings offense to his lawsuit
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Brosmer literally can’t be worse than this but KOC ego is bigger than the moon
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When do we resort to picketing outside the Vikings facilities
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Replying to @Spectrum
@spectrum idk whether to be angry or to thank you for this outage during this Viking performance on MNF
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Watching the Minnesota Vikings
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Whoever traded JJ McCarthy made a big god damn mistake.
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