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cat mom ~ social worker ~ minnesota vikings ~ louisville city fc ~ cardnation ~ dumocrat

Joined January 2019
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Trade: The Raiders are trading QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, per @rapsheet and me.
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don’t get me wrong there are a lot of bad therapists out there but the people who say “i’m too self aware for therapy” are so painfully not self aware enough to know how that sounds lmfao
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The trade deadline is tomorrow. I will never, ever understand.
The Vikings would be Super Bowl frontrunners right now if Kevin O’Connell had not sold this kid out to scapegoat him for a rash of team injuries last season.
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Couldn’t fix J.J. McCarthy. Can’t make it work with Kyler Murray. Carson Wentz is terrible. Quarterback whisperer?
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Can a reporter grow some balls and ask KOC why we traded away a 23 year old with a bunch of potential when the offense is still trash with these 2 other options?
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Max Brosmer is warming up. Fear not. The QB Whisperer’s “Deep and Competitive QB Room” will save the day.
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Brian Flores should add this entire Vikings offense to his lawsuit
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Whoever traded JJ McCarthy made a big god damn mistake.
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it’s woke 3, replace carrie underwood with kacey musgraves for the sunday night football song
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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I love my dad with all my heart, know him better than almost anyone in the world, could deliver a days-long speech on why he’s the greatest guy in the world. Now if only I could think of one singular Christmas present to get him.
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Fans can also mix it with bourbon and be incredibly loud all 90 minutes 👊
Brewing up some playoff weather ☕️ Fans can snag a hot chocolate from the Corner Kick Grill or Shelby Grille Road concession stands at Saturday’s game! 🎟️ loucity.com/playoffs
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The party that elevates Kyle Rittenhouse, a 17 yr old killer, & tears down Gus Walz, a 17 yr old with special needs who loves his dad, is a party that needs to be lit on fire & thrown in the dumpster & plunged into the deepest depths of the ocean never to be seen again.
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Vikings could have waited until this week to trade a QB for a R5 — Kyler to the Ravens or Eagles or wherever. There was no reason to trade McCarthy — to an NFC division leader that they may see in the playoffs, no less — when they did. None. Deadline is next Tuesday. Disaster.
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white leftists will get on social media and say “stop voting and revolt” then do nothing after
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nah sorry, man. can’t come out tonight. i just lit a candle not too long ago and if i put it out now, i’ll be compromising the wax memory
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my show is on
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As Republicans are grappling with the aftermath of major midterm losses and voter anger, President Trump is talking about how the ballroom will be "the most beautiful in the world."
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im shocked the Keep The 6 Trans Kids Out Of High School Sports party is underperforming
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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