I have no excuse

Liverpool, England
Joined May 2016
just seen a @channel5_tv advert for Hitler's holocaust railways with Chris Tarrant. what's fuckin next. Live abortions with Timmy Mallet. death row murders with Gazza. public hangings with joe pasquale.
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Shell Byron retweeted
My daughter is called 0B8rjPQ7X. So I don’t have to look at the back of the BT smart hub when I need the password
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LIVERPOOL The Clinic comes to @HWCCLiverpool on November 9 with special guests @ShellByronComic, @tonybasnett & @lornacomedy! We've got shots, comedy and advice to dispense! "Dirty jokes and innuendos go down a storm" TICKETS: hotwatercomedy.co.uk/event/1…
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Thanks to @EdyHurst @ShellByronComic @dannysutcliffes and @scottbcomedyuk it was another excellent show @coachandfour last night! Next one is Thurs 4th Oct with one of my favourite comics and people @DamianClark #Wilmslow
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This Thursday Comedy night is BACK Check out this lineup...... @robrouse @dannysutcliffes @MrMikeNewall @EdyHurst @ShellByronComic Tickets on sale now £6 #comedynight #Wilmslow #Cheshire
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Someone is bossing the fringe. – at Manchester, England
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So #edfringe2018 gigs to see sorted for my 3 days stop. Seeing @adamrowecomedy @JamesMeehan86 @cheburnley @ShellByronComic @Jenjencollier @comedyLeo @SteffTodd @emmyfyles @SalFUNNI @JackShanik @Susan_Riddell_ and then doing a few spots myself. Then crying on a coach home.
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Up first @ShellByronComic "God's Boss"
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There's no #penalties for tuning up to see @cheburnley & @ShellByronComic perform their @edfringe preview shows tomorrow - in fact the first 12 people in get a #freedrink #BACKOFTHENET #Free #comedy #Manchester @theapeandapple doors 7:45pm, show starts 8:30pm
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Shell Byron retweeted
I’m at the Louvre pyramid in Paris. What an amazing building
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This super lovely one of a kind night is back tomorrow with ruddy legends @BeffernieBlack @markgrimshaw16 @ShellByronComic and ol’ @Dyerlinquent on the MC ting. It’s free / PWYW, doors from 7:00, show 8:00 head on over to @ZombieShackMCR 👌 wegottickets.com/event/43974…
Had a brilliant time at the Comedy Club @_GALERI_ Caernarfon, or should that be Caravan-on 😉 last night, thanks to @LukasKirkby @katemccabesays @dannymccomic @cheburnley & @ShellByronComic Highly recommended! Plenty of variety at a bargain price!
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Shell Byron retweeted
La Violette Societá 17 @Studio2atParrSt 29/05/18 @dougauk @Michael_Head_ @ShellByronComic Anna Houghton @fussband Tickets £7.50. On sale from Monday 2nd April at 9am: violetterecords.com/tickets/
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Yoko, just admit you were late. xitter.cf/yokoono/status/9670906…
Time is a man made concept. Therefore, 'when' is not a relevant thing to think about. Just know that it will happen, yesterday or tomorrow.
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Shell Byron retweeted
Pros and Coms - Live Comedy, Music and Poetry ft Bradders Next Gig | Thurs 1 March at 8pm headliner @ShellByronComic @Milo_Lounge #prosandcoms #larklane #liverpool #liverpoolevents #thingstodoinLiverpool #whatsoninliverpool #liverpooltoday #merseyhour #seftonpark #aigburth – at Huyton-with-Roby, England
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#100funnywomen @lollyadefope, Julia Davis, Morwenna Banks, Morgana Robinson, Caroline Aherne, Victoria Wood, Julie Walters, Francesca Martinez, Ruth Jones @WhoopiGoldberg Lucille Ball, @SharonHorgan @RachelFairburn @ShellByronComic @stephanie_laing to just begin with 💪🏻
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Shell Byron retweeted
Over 26 women per year get stuck in mohair tubes. Let’s put a stop to it. Please share to raise awareness
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me and top lads @ClaireKeegan89 & @jaderino are doing this at @GulliversNQ 14 oct if you're about and not doing owt tinyurl.com/y8e2o2tw
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As Seen On TV tomorrow with @MickFerry Other acts are @LostVoiceGuy @biggarylittle @themandyknight @shellbyroncomic & @paulisthejoker
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Catch @ShellByronComic AKA Ally Allerton at our next show at @HWCCLiverpool on Tues. Check full line-up info here -facebook.com/events/56675941…
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