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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7010 Jul 2024
Which one of you fuckers taped over my vhs copy of the “Who’s the Boss?” series finale?
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7020 Jul 2024
Still can’t find the Go Fish table at this casino.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7025 Jul 2024
Think my neighbors are having some sort of wind chime war.
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Ava@avainwordland13 Aug 2024
You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7020 Jul 2024
Nudes from Europe are simply more tasteful.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7025 Jul 2024
Vacation coming up and I’m as excited as JD Vance with an 8 ball in a Pottery Barn.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader701 Aug 2024
HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader706 Aug 2024
Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks Mormons.
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M. Matos@mlb_matos10 Aug 2024
I did say I would never stop loving you, but that was before you made forever feel like a life sentence.
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stACED@girl_a_whirl5 Aug 2024
Legend says that if Sam Elliot shaves off his mustache, he becomes a mere mortal.
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Tower of Liza@h2ojones5 Aug 2024
"I can do that!" Me, everytime I watch the Olympics.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7026 May 2023
A rabid raccoon might be imposing but have you ever encountered an angry beaver?
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7025 Aug 2019
Find yourself someone who makes your bad days good and your good days better.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7026 May 2023
My 23andMe results came back and it turns out I’m 15% Irish, 15% Italian and 70% Dickish
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