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M. Matos

@mlb_matos

I'm not funny. I just have a laugh or you'll cry kind of life I sometimes like to share. https://xitter.cf/t.co/0N2scmnjM9

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Joined August 2009
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Just put up my chocolate Advent calendar… who knew it was the twelfth of December already!
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@ddsmidt20 Nov 2018
I’m planning a very upscale Thanksgiving this year. By “upscale,” I mean I fully intend to gain weight.
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If they had a sanity test to allow you on this app, there would only be three accounts here.
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Constantly reminding others that you’re a “nice guy” just doesn’t sound like something a “nice guy” would need to do, that’s all I’m sayin.
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Someone... you can be your weird, quirky, silly self with... means everything
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You just have to accept the fact some people are at war with themselves and it’s not you.
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I don't have the time or patience for subtle
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If MIDDLE AGED Twitter is 22-25 then I'm a fucking dinosaur.
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sometimes love is in the shape of lasagna
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CoCo@unhingebinge20 Nov 2025
I'd tell everyone I'm going to sleep but that could take anywhere between 15 minutes to 4 hours.
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Life is too short for long faces and being a serious person all the time. Find your people, the ones who make you laugh, bring out the kid in you, and help you forget about the exhausting adulting.
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Someone that makes you grow.
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And that's when I twirled away.
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Healing is when you stop carrying what’s not yours.
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You deserve bonds where safety and understanding are non- negotiable.
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@SouthernRLM20 Nov 2025
Fitting in really isn't my thing, besides, there's peace in being true to who you are
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risk everything to find yourself again
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